IF SOMEONE HAS A PLOT FOR THAT, I'D BE GLAD TO HEAR IT.
OPENING FROM MY NEW BOOK: "HOW THETA THETA CHI SURVIVED THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE":
The moment Bambi came into my room and I could see that her lipstick was red, I knew something was wrong. Bambi's a spring, hello.
LATER:
"Oh my god," Raechael said, picking at her J Crew sweater. when I turned off the TV. "We're all going to die."
"'Find a bomb shelter'? what do they mean find a safe place?" Kaitlin screeched.
"Ladies, ladies," Derrek said, raising his hands and waving them so vigorously that I could smell his Canoe knock off. "We're safe right here. We should wait it out."
Cammie tossed her hair over her shoulder. "They said we're going to lose power. What do we do if we lose the heat?"
Derrek smiled that million dollar smile that indicated that his parents had dropped a lot of money on salon whitening. "Ten ladies, there's only one way to keep warm."
It took a few more minutes for Cammie to get it, but by the time she did, she was all for it. and I had about fifty Trojans in my hope chest.
OPENING FROM MY NEW BOOK: "HOW THETA THETA CHI SURVIVED THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE":
The moment Bambi came into my room and I could see that her lipstick was red, I knew something was wrong. Bambi's a spring, hello.
LATER:
"Oh my god," Raechael said, picking at her J Crew sweater. when I turned off the TV. "We're all going to die."
"'Find a bomb shelter'? what do they mean find a safe place?" Kaitlin screeched.
"Ladies, ladies," Derrek said, raising his hands and waving them so vigorously that I could smell his Canoe knock off. "We're safe right here. We should wait it out."
Cammie tossed her hair over her shoulder. "They said we're going to lose power. What do we do if we lose the heat?"
Derrek smiled that million dollar smile that indicated that his parents had dropped a lot of money on salon whitening. "Ten ladies, there's only one way to keep warm."
It took a few more minutes for Cammie to get it, but by the time she did, she was all for it. and I had about fifty Trojans in my hope chest.
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There's also always the necrophilia route. Sex with zombies. Squishy.
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