May 09, 2010 22:26
My MBABB is NC-17 for language. Possibly simply rated R. I haven't written sex since...March, and it doesn't look like I will be for the forseeable future. FIFTEEN PERCENT DONE, PEOPLE. :(
AND SO I BRING THIS TO YOU:
OMG SOMEONE WRITE ME PORN THAT DOESN'T SUCK. And by that I mean like, a whole fricking sex scene, not a fade to black or in medias res or something metaphoric like "he touched her alba core and the waves crashed on the shore." I want the build up, the ACTUAL FULL ACT and possibly some denouement. NOT CUDDLING.
I SHALL SIT HERE IN THE CORNER AND CRY HEY HO FOR A HUSBAND PORN FIC.
Later this week on mander lj theatre: Mander pours out her angst about what she's writing. Take five billionty. Pack a lunch.