the sound of one hand with the clap
Update in haiku:
the plow clears the road
oily mountains block my car
you son of a bitch
an old joke is new:
the loo roll is empty, woe--
the snow falls in droves
I got fried rice, peoples.
I have others, things esp from WWI that remind me of Jack, but this one is particularly soundbytish. It also reminds me of rm for a reason that I don't understand. Pity she's away. I have more!
And lastly, sometimes I am irreverently horrible.
Arsenic: [Chinese New Year] conveniently comes every year.
Me: Strange but true.
Arsenic: It's like they planned it, those freaky Chinese.
Me: JUST FOR US.
Arsenic: ALL FOR US. EVEN THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO. THEY PREDICTED OUR COMING. LIKE TWIN JESI.
Me: YOU ARE JEWISH. OBVIOUSLY THEY DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH CLEARLY ENOUGH.
Arsenic: SO WAS JESUS. JUST SAYING. BESIDES, THEY ARE CHINESE, WTF DO THEY KNOW ABOUT IT?
Me: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT. ON BOTH COUNTS. EVERYONE KNOWS THE CHINESE INVENTED ATHIESM. AND RICKSHAWS.
Arsenic: AT THE SAME TIME. THEY WERE BOTH PART OF ONE THOUGHT.
Me: WELL, NOTHING SAYS 'THERE IS NO GOD' LIKE WATCHING A FIFTY POUND STARVING CHILD DRAGGING AROUND A THREE HUNDRED POUND MAN IN A STRAW WAGON FOR MERE DUCATS.
Me: I LIKE SAYING DUCATS.
Arsenic: DUCATS IS A GOOD ONE. I LIKE TUPPENCE, PERSONALLY
Me: I FORGOT ABOUT TUPPENCE. I OFTEN USE TUPPENCE TO BUY TUPPERWARE. OR MAYBE I KEEP MY TUPPENCE IN A TUPPERWARE CONTAINER.
Arsenic: I DO BOTH.
Me: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH COINS, LESLEE. THEY'RE DIRTY.
Arsenic: I KNOW, BUT SO VERY ROOOOOUND.
Me:LIKE BIG BUTTS. RIGHT? IT'S FUNNY HOW ALL THINGS LEAD BACK TO SIR MIX-A-LOT.
Arsenic: IT IS FUNNY. MAYBE THE CHINESE PLANNED THAT, AS WELL.
Me: WE HAVE CLOSED THE CIRCLE.
Do you ever want to google a pic and find, well fuck, you can't google images? I was looking at a person in someone's icon today and I was like, "Who is that? I'll google it! No wait, what do I type? 'black and white photo, white male, old picture, finger on face'?" Durrrrrrr.
ETA: A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.
Amen.
the plow clears the road
oily mountains block my car
you son of a bitch
an old joke is new:
the loo roll is empty, woe--
the snow falls in droves
I got fried rice, peoples.
I have others, things esp from WWI that remind me of Jack, but this one is particularly soundbytish. It also reminds me of rm for a reason that I don't understand. Pity she's away. I have more!
And lastly, sometimes I am irreverently horrible.
Arsenic: [Chinese New Year] conveniently comes every year.
Me: Strange but true.
Arsenic: It's like they planned it, those freaky Chinese.
Me: JUST FOR US.
Arsenic: ALL FOR US. EVEN THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO. THEY PREDICTED OUR COMING. LIKE TWIN JESI.
Me: YOU ARE JEWISH. OBVIOUSLY THEY DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH CLEARLY ENOUGH.
Arsenic: SO WAS JESUS. JUST SAYING. BESIDES, THEY ARE CHINESE, WTF DO THEY KNOW ABOUT IT?
Me: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT. ON BOTH COUNTS. EVERYONE KNOWS THE CHINESE INVENTED ATHIESM. AND RICKSHAWS.
Arsenic: AT THE SAME TIME. THEY WERE BOTH PART OF ONE THOUGHT.
Me: WELL, NOTHING SAYS 'THERE IS NO GOD' LIKE WATCHING A FIFTY POUND STARVING CHILD DRAGGING AROUND A THREE HUNDRED POUND MAN IN A STRAW WAGON FOR MERE DUCATS.
Me: I LIKE SAYING DUCATS.
Arsenic: DUCATS IS A GOOD ONE. I LIKE TUPPENCE, PERSONALLY
Me: I FORGOT ABOUT TUPPENCE. I OFTEN USE TUPPENCE TO BUY TUPPERWARE. OR MAYBE I KEEP MY TUPPENCE IN A TUPPERWARE CONTAINER.
Arsenic: I DO BOTH.
Me: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH COINS, LESLEE. THEY'RE DIRTY.
Arsenic: I KNOW, BUT SO VERY ROOOOOUND.
Me:LIKE BIG BUTTS. RIGHT? IT'S FUNNY HOW ALL THINGS LEAD BACK TO SIR MIX-A-LOT.
Arsenic: IT IS FUNNY. MAYBE THE CHINESE PLANNED THAT, AS WELL.
Me: WE HAVE CLOSED THE CIRCLE.
Do you ever want to google a pic and find, well fuck, you can't google images? I was looking at a person in someone's icon today and I was like, "Who is that? I'll google it! No wait, what do I type? 'black and white photo, white male, old picture, finger on face'?" Durrrrrrr.
ETA: A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.
Amen.