1. I'm still trying to figure out how I feel about
this.
2.
bluejeanius has created fanart for
the great JB VS NPH BIG GAY BATTLE on afterelton. And it's headlining their
Wrap-up post! LOL!
3. HIGHLANDER PEEPS! WHEN WAS RICHIE BORN? HE WAS LIKE 17 IN 1992 OR SUMMAT, RIGHT? 1975?
4. Thanks to whomever nommed Gold dust for a CoT award. THREESOME CATEGORY. AWWWW SHEEEIT.
5. I want to do that "What do you think if these fandom tropes?" Meme, but I'm fairly sure that you all know what I think of that shit, and even if you didn't, you wouldn't care.
6. QUESTION:
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS? ANSWER: FUCKING AWESOME.
7. And while we're on the subject,
Santa Jaws is coming to town.
8. Took the snickerdoodle to the National Aviary on New Year's Eve…Day. I bet you didn't know that Pittsburgh is the home of the NATIONAL AVIARY, DID YOU? SUCK IT. WE HAVE FREE-FLIGHT ROOMS.
Okay.
LOOK AT THIS GRUMPY ASS MUTHERFUCKER:
HE'S A
STELLER SEA-EAGLE. CHECK OUT THE FOOD IN THE BACK OF THE PEN:
ONE OF THESE BIRDS IS A SERIAL KILLER:
AND ONE IS A NINJA (I DIDN'T SEE HIM):
MORE GRUMPY ASS MUTHERFUCKERS:
THEY ARE OUR EAGLES:
AND THIS FATASS RAN AROUND THEIR PEN:
NO WONDER THEY'RE GRUMPY.
ALSO, STRANGELY, IN THE FRONT OF THE DISPLAY GLASS:
THIS IS FOR BLEU BLEU:
PENNINS!
WHAT, MUTHERFUCKER? WHAT?!
WHERE'S AMAND-R?
OH THERE I AM. I LOOK REALLY BAD. SRY.
OH HALLO, UNDERWATER DUDE:
LASER EYES…CHARGING…
It's hard to see, but this is the back of a two-toed sloth hanging inside a crate. I was intrigued and almost missed him. They keep him with the toucans. Apparently, in order to keep the classification of a "zoo" the aviary needs to have at least one mammal on the premeses. Hence: sloth. Snaeky and cool.
WHO IS THIS MUTHERFUCKER? JOHN BARROWBIRD?
VIVI MEETS WILLIAM, THE VICTORIAN PIGEON:
VIVI WONDERS WHAT PIGEON WOULD TASTE LIKE. PROBABLY CHICKEN:
VIV CHILLS IN THE DESERT BIRDS ROOM:
SHE'S POSEABLE!
MINGOS!