Fic: Thundersmack (Ianto/Hart, R) for lionessvalenti

Dec 14, 2009 23:03

Title: Thundersmack
Author: amand_r
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto/Hart
Rating: R
Wordcount: 2,350
Author's Notes: For lionessvalenti, an excellent pornicator, and a great co-writer. Happy Crimmas. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for the betazzercise!
Summary: Jesus, Hart was unmanageable.

Lisa used to have a word for men like John Hart: manchild. )

fanfic, lionessvalenti is the shit, torchwood, john hart likes your smell, holidays, ianto jones is gay for you

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paragraphs December 15 2009, 04:18:52 UTC
SQUEE! CLAP CLAP LOL!!! I am laughing so hard at Hart--GO IANTO! Ha!

You captured Impossible Hart so wonderfully. LOVED it. LOVED the wink at the camera.

And, the final line. GRIN.

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amand_r December 15 2009, 04:22:08 UTC
Ianto is frustrated. What do you do? HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE THE VERA?

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paragraphs December 15 2009, 04:34:13 UTC
And, there was a gong mention. Priceless!

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amand_r December 15 2009, 04:42:44 UTC
I put a gong in there? really?

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paragraphs December 15 2009, 04:59:21 UTC
Ianto wasn't sure what sound he would hear when his mind finally snapped, but in retrospect it sounded like a cross between a piano wire breaking and a gong falling down a flight of stone stairs.

LOL.

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amand_r December 15 2009, 05:01:47 UTC
OH SHIT IT ISN'T EVEN BECAUSE OF THAT. IT'S BECAUSE OF MUSHU DRAGGING THE GONG DOWN THE STONE STAIRS IN MULAN.

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paragraphs December 15 2009, 05:03:04 UTC
LOL Oh yeah I can see that--I just see the word 'gong' and laugh now. Claire's ruined that for me forever. LOL.

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amand_r December 15 2009, 05:03:53 UTC
HAHAHAH GONGS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FUNNY. JUST NOW THEY ARE FUNNIER.

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