1. For those of you kicking it old school,
hlh_shortcuts's deadline for posting stories is today. If you are going to be late, please email me (I need an extension time), so that I can plan around you. I need to hear from several of you who have fallen off the radar, which is never a good sign.
2.
Heh, I said "balls"…
BIG PIMPING ON THE TRAIN:
So easily amused:
THE CROWD GOES SILENT AS VIVI LINES UP HER PUTT…
WHAT THE SHIT? THIS PANDA LOOKS SAD.
My hair actually looks good!
I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING
HUG TIEMZ NAO:
::shifty eyes:: I might have bought her butterfly wings…
MONEY SHOT:
3. In the interests of finishing on time, I have decided to challenge myself to write the whole reel TW in scenes of increasing wordcount. So far it breaks down like this:
Prologue- 200 words
Scene 1- 300 words
Scene 2- 400 words
--and so on until I get to 900 words in the last scene, and then the Epilogue is 200 words.
It's been horribly vacillating between funny funny jokes about the movie Jaws (Jack thinks it's funny, they take a boat out called the Shamu. Ianto is not amused) and horrible depictions of people getting slaughtered. I think I might have even used the phrase "meat strippets". I don't know what they are, but I can describe them. I think I like the word "strippets". And if the meat strippets are cooked, the are then termed, "meat scribbles".
I hope you weren't eating.
THAT IS ALL.