i know what you want. the magpies have come.

[amand_r]

1. Oh emquilxy, you find the best things: Arnold Schwartzenegger Does a Cooking Show

2. The socks went insane last night, and it was lovely. I had to put my ass on tumble dry after 11 pm, but I hope the party continued on.

3. I feel bleaugh about everything this week. I try to read Erdrich's book, and I know that I should fucking love it, because she's

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[cruentum]

Gold dress. Wall paper. Normal-people emails Don't be so down on your fan fictions. They are awesome. Chill.

Fucking twitter is down. Gee.

[amand_r]

Lisa and Ianto are so cute I want to vomit.

IT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVAR.

It's not even your fault because I've been writing it for WEEKS.

GODDAMMIT TWITTER.

[cruentum]

Good! Something not being my fault! I'm down with that!

WHEN IS IT DONE THEN?!?!?!

Yeah, twitter is being a shit bag, The non kinky kind

[amand_r]

The poly big bang goes live October 20 or thereabouts.

I just got lassoed into running a fall fest with Jack/Everything in the Universe. No pop pairs need apply. Possibly nothing human need apply.

[cruentum]

Haha LOL I will watch and point at fest orginazers... that looks wrong, oh you know what I mean. Good luck though. With that. Seriously.

October 2000000000th oh man sigh that is still ages.

[amand_r]

1. I like running fests.

2. I KNOW. I WANT TO LIKE, FINISH IT AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACES, SCREAMING "READ THE PISS DRINKING, BITCHES!"

also, i won't even be in the US when it goes up! Not even on the internets! SHITBEARS!

[cruentum]

HAHA RIGHT! BECAUSE YOU'LL BE SHARING JANET POETRY WITH GDL!!

1. I think running fests is cool but I'm shit at promotion and fest runners always need to do promotion, I'm good at signing up for fests and defaulting though.

[amand_r]

OVER MY DEAD BODY. I MIGHT BIND IT AND PUT YOUR NAME ON IT, THEN THROW IT AT HIM AND RUN AWAY.

Oh, you're one of THOSE PEOPLE. The trick to promoting fests is to get the right people to link it for you. Post in a few comms if you can, mention it a lot, get your friends to link, and VOILA! instant fucking fest.

Oh, and funny promotional macros. You can't go wrong with a funny promotional macro.

[cruentum]

I think I managed to default on 75% of the fests I entered so far. I STILL HAVE MY STORY FROM LAST YEAR'S TORCHWOOD CHRISTMAS FEST UNFINISHED!

But yeah, there are tricks and shit with promotion! I don't get promotion. Foxy gets promotion. That's why she is awesome at that stuff.

[amand_r]

Foxy doesn't even need to promote. In Foxy's world, the fest promotes HER.

Yeah, it's a trick.

I don't think this will be a deadlocked fest (like how exchanges are), but a sign up, do or don't. I wish I could make it a contest, but I hate that shit. I dunno. I think we should all try to wig each other out with like the CRAZIEST Jack pairing.

Jack/Bog of Eternal Stench.
Jack/Heart of Gold
Jack/Yoda

[lawsontl]

Wrap it around a Bud Lite. He won't be able to resist.

[amand_r]

OH JESUS.

[cruentum]

Put a tenner on top and a pack of faqs

[cruentum]

Er .. fags.

LOL SILENT Q THERE DAMN

[amand_r]

YOU CANNOT GO WRONG WITH A SILENT Q. TRUFAX.

[lawsontl]

And a spray can with a homemade label that says "Barrowman Repellant"