Just in case you never saw this.
Is lj kinda borked for anyone else? I went to the front page and all I got was some lam ass icon.
1. The local Taco Bell has this on their sign today: "VOLCANO TACO CURL APPROVED." ….what?
2. How much do I love for some perverted reason that Tom Price plays Call of Duty 4? In my head, he has just become Ianto's housemate. YOU PHYSIO THAT WRIST, TOM!
3. My kid is starting to talk a lot. In fact, she won't shut up. But most of it isn't English. Anyway, that's cool with me. But sometimes she latches onto a song I play, and asks for them repeatedly. Recently it's been the Dixie Chuck's "Long Time Gone." She doesn't know any of the words, but this: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIIIIIIIIIIME GOOOOOOOOOOOOO(NE) YEAAAAAAAAAAAH." In the car. Repeatedly. Shine on, girlfriend!
4. So the Hermione Big Bang. Due July 3rd. How much is it killing me that I can't announce it until September? THIS MUCH. It's just going to be sitting there. LANGUISHING.
5.
a. Eric: Is there blood in my hair?
Lafayette: There's a little bit.
Eric: This is bad. Pam's gonna kill me."
b. I STILL HAVE NOT STOPPED LOVING THE OPENING CREDITS.
c. Pam and Eric, speaketh that there Norse language.
d. Thoughts about Lafayette: Oh man, you are screwed. Also, digging that metal pin out? EW, MAN, EW.
e. Thoughts about Marianne: I LOVE YOU, YOU CRAZY MYNAED!
f. Thoughts about Jason: Jesus, I hate you. Also, I love how the mock contemporary Christian music with that "Saving myself for you" song.
g. Thoughts about Eggs: OMG YOUR ABS.
h. Thoughts about the new Eric look: NO. NO. NO.
Fun quotes of the evening:
a. TARA: "Sookie, how many times have I told you that coming in to work on your day off is pathetic? It's like going back to high school to visit your old teachers."
b. TERRY: "I'm feeling the pressure, Arlene. (crazy eyes) I don't like feeling the pressure."
c. ANDY: "Once I was in a club in Shreveport, and I had a woman tell me that I looked like an epileptic on meth. Never again, Sam, never again."
d. LUKE: "What's the deal with you snapping the American flag in half like you're some Moslem Buffy with a dick?"
e. LUKE: "Day one is yours, Stackhouse. Day two belongs to the Lukinator."
Lastly, WTF with that ending? Bill's not going to kill that family, is he? If he does, he and Sookie are over.
6. paragraphs has sucked me into the dark side. The dark side in which there is cake. In a jar. Off to the store I go!
1. The local Taco Bell has this on their sign today: "VOLCANO TACO CURL APPROVED." ….what?
2. How much do I love for some perverted reason that Tom Price plays Call of Duty 4? In my head, he has just become Ianto's housemate. YOU PHYSIO THAT WRIST, TOM!
3. My kid is starting to talk a lot. In fact, she won't shut up. But most of it isn't English. Anyway, that's cool with me. But sometimes she latches onto a song I play, and asks for them repeatedly. Recently it's been the Dixie Chuck's "Long Time Gone." She doesn't know any of the words, but this: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIIIIIIIIIIME GOOOOOOOOOOOOO(NE) YEAAAAAAAAAAAH." In the car. Repeatedly. Shine on, girlfriend!
4. So the Hermione Big Bang. Due July 3rd. How much is it killing me that I can't announce it until September? THIS MUCH. It's just going to be sitting there. LANGUISHING.
5.
a. Eric: Is there blood in my hair?
Lafayette: There's a little bit.
Eric: This is bad. Pam's gonna kill me."
b. I STILL HAVE NOT STOPPED LOVING THE OPENING CREDITS.
c. Pam and Eric, speaketh that there Norse language.
d. Thoughts about Lafayette: Oh man, you are screwed. Also, digging that metal pin out? EW, MAN, EW.
e. Thoughts about Marianne: I LOVE YOU, YOU CRAZY MYNAED!
f. Thoughts about Jason: Jesus, I hate you. Also, I love how the mock contemporary Christian music with that "Saving myself for you" song.
g. Thoughts about Eggs: OMG YOUR ABS.
h. Thoughts about the new Eric look: NO. NO. NO.
Fun quotes of the evening:
a. TARA: "Sookie, how many times have I told you that coming in to work on your day off is pathetic? It's like going back to high school to visit your old teachers."
b. TERRY: "I'm feeling the pressure, Arlene. (crazy eyes) I don't like feeling the pressure."
c. ANDY: "Once I was in a club in Shreveport, and I had a woman tell me that I looked like an epileptic on meth. Never again, Sam, never again."
d. LUKE: "What's the deal with you snapping the American flag in half like you're some Moslem Buffy with a dick?"
e. LUKE: "Day one is yours, Stackhouse. Day two belongs to the Lukinator."
Lastly, WTF with that ending? Bill's not going to kill that family, is he? If he does, he and Sookie are over.
6. paragraphs has sucked me into the dark side. The dark side in which there is cake. In a jar. Off to the store I go!