In every language, there is a word for the sound of cats.
1. I can has pet peeve: Comparing the Tosh/Mary relationship to the Ianto/Lisa one. There are many reasons to feel for Tosh in that episode, and I am sorry that her "girlfriend" of a week betrayed and lied to her and then was sent to the center of the sun, but it ain't Ianto/Lisa. It has to do with the length and depth of the relationship. Not knocking Tosh's pain, but it's not Ianto's "rats in the stomach," peoples, and it shouldn't be.
I'm sorry. I'm sure she and Ianto might have a moment in which they commiserated, but I am willing to bet that even she wouldn't compare the two.
God, I'm a bitch.
2. ALSO, WHILE WE'RE HERE. If you have some ridiculously pretentious title for your LJ? I judge. I really really do. Just like if your handle is "DRACO'SSECRETSEXMUPPET". Okay. Maybe not that one. That's pretty good. Sex Muppet. Heh.
3. SO I'M SITTING IN PANERA, and I'm chatting with 51stcenturyfox, and Prince's "Kiss" came on the ipod, and I realised that THAT IS HER THEME SONG IN MY HEAD. It's like an amalgamation of how I know her through lj, and fic and her icons. It's her theme (sorry Foxy!).
So then I went through my flist and found that a lot of you have songs that I have chosen as "your theme," and it's not based on anything other than impressions and icons and things that you have said online (and some of you in RL). I thought I'd divulge how my head works.
arsenicjade: 'Up Against the Wall', n*sync
idyll: '6'1"', Liz Phair
earthly_gnome: 'The Humpty Dance', Digital Underground
kwanalicious: 'AZN PRIDE,' tai mai shu (sorry man, you started it when you gave it to Tianyu)
sthayashi: 'Don't Stop Believing,' Journey
emquilxy: 'Once Bitten Twice Shy,' Great White
unovis_lj: 'Valse De La Lune,' Ilaria Graziano
amonitrate: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! Failing that, 'Strange Little Girl,' Tori Amos
sivatheminty: 'Brown Eyed Girl,' Van Morrison
tripperfunster: 'TNT,' AC/DC
cruentum: 'spotter', yoko kanno (Ghost in the Shell: SAC, OST 3)
neifile7: 'Before I'm Dead,' Kidney Thieves (this one is a mystery)
kel_reiley: 'Ghetto Manifesto,' The Coup (I suspect this has to do with you being from Detroit, but I'm not sure.)
paragraphs: 'Flying' Blue Rodeo (This might have something to do with a geographical location and your blue icon.)
darthhellokitty: 'She-Bop,' Cyndi Lauper (oh this is so fecking obvious)
basingstoke: 'Wuthering Heights,' Kate Bush (it's because you said that was the Joker/Batman theme song)
pattyfeidt: 'T-R-O-U-B-L-E,' Travis Tritt (because YOU ARE SO MUCH TROUBLE, PATTY)
threegoldfish: 'Boom Boom Ba,' Metisse (it was the fishnet icons, girl)
If I didn't get to you, then it's either because I got bored, or I had to think too hard. These are the top of the head ones. I suppose if you want to hear your song I could upload it for you. STEAL IT FROM SOMEWHERE.
Haahahahaha. Everyone is typecast!
I guess that could be a meme. I was trying to figure out what my theme song should be, but I have no idea. Every day I have a new theme song.
4. OKAY, PEEPS. I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF TRUE BLOOD, S2.
Mah IMPRESSIONS: Let me show you them, as I wrote them in chronological order-
a) Yay that Lafayette isn't dead!
b) BILL RECYCLES. LOLOR5. (I said that out loud).
Bill: I will not have you looking like a slattern.
Jessica: A what?
Bill: A…lady of…the evening.
Jessica: Oh yay!
c) Kenya: A 'crazy ass mutherfucking Paul Bunyan pig, if I recall correctly.'
d) Oh shit. Jessica knows that Sookie is the reason she was turned. But then later, SOOKIE AND THE GLAMOUR. YES. THANK YOU FORESHADOWING!
e) Rev. Newlin is hot. Dammit. Also? I love Nan Flanagan, vampire PR goddess.
f) Anna Paquin-not looking so good there girl. They really washed you out.
g) Alan Ball is really good at showing the grieving process. Also? Blood on the payout check. FTW.
h) "Is it just me, or have you noticed that Marianne has an endless supply of tropical fruit?"
i) JASON IS A RUBE.
j) LAFAYETTE AND THE REDNECK STOLE THIS SHOW.
The Redneck: Hell once I even pissed in my boss's coffee.
Lafayette: You do NOT need to be telling me that shit.
And then he tells the story about the girl who could crush the beer cans….with her tits. And THEN: "If it makes you feel any better [about me teasing you for being gay], when I was fifteen at safety patrol camp, I let my bunkmate blow me." (PROFUSE CRYING)
h) The bar scene: I love Hoyt Fortinberry-"I'm not much of a hitter. I like 'em nicer than that." I ALSO AM CONTINUING MY LOVE OF TERRY BELLEFLEUR. RANDOM SQUAREDANCE CHAMPIONS! And lastly-Sam: I am tired of charring my ass on your back burner." Best way to say that you are tired of waiting for someone in the history of ever.
i) Marianne: I read the books, but I am lost.
j) THAT WAS THE SAPPIEST ENDING EVER (the Bill/Sookie bit). AND I LOVED IT (and Anna Paquin's boobs. NOM, AND BLOODY KISSES. WOAH.)
k) FINAL NOTE: ERIC WITH HIGHLIGHTS FOIL IN HIS HAIR IS GOD. AND ALSO GROSS. OH SEXAY MAN, YOU WORKED OUT DURING THE FILMING BREAK, AND MY VIKING SOUL THANKS YOU. HAVE SOME MEADE.
That is all.
I'm sorry. I'm sure she and Ianto might have a moment in which they commiserated, but I am willing to bet that even she wouldn't compare the two.
God, I'm a bitch.
2. ALSO, WHILE WE'RE HERE. If you have some ridiculously pretentious title for your LJ? I judge. I really really do. Just like if your handle is "DRACO'SSECRETSEXMUPPET". Okay. Maybe not that one. That's pretty good. Sex Muppet. Heh.
3. SO I'M SITTING IN PANERA, and I'm chatting with 51stcenturyfox, and Prince's "Kiss" came on the ipod, and I realised that THAT IS HER THEME SONG IN MY HEAD. It's like an amalgamation of how I know her through lj, and fic and her icons. It's her theme (sorry Foxy!).
So then I went through my flist and found that a lot of you have songs that I have chosen as "your theme," and it's not based on anything other than impressions and icons and things that you have said online (and some of you in RL). I thought I'd divulge how my head works.
arsenicjade: 'Up Against the Wall', n*sync
idyll: '6'1"', Liz Phair
earthly_gnome: 'The Humpty Dance', Digital Underground
kwanalicious: 'AZN PRIDE,' tai mai shu (sorry man, you started it when you gave it to Tianyu)
sthayashi: 'Don't Stop Believing,' Journey
emquilxy: 'Once Bitten Twice Shy,' Great White
unovis_lj: 'Valse De La Lune,' Ilaria Graziano
amonitrate: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! Failing that, 'Strange Little Girl,' Tori Amos
sivatheminty: 'Brown Eyed Girl,' Van Morrison
tripperfunster: 'TNT,' AC/DC
cruentum: 'spotter', yoko kanno (Ghost in the Shell: SAC, OST 3)
neifile7: 'Before I'm Dead,' Kidney Thieves (this one is a mystery)
kel_reiley: 'Ghetto Manifesto,' The Coup (I suspect this has to do with you being from Detroit, but I'm not sure.)
paragraphs: 'Flying' Blue Rodeo (This might have something to do with a geographical location and your blue icon.)
darthhellokitty: 'She-Bop,' Cyndi Lauper (oh this is so fecking obvious)
basingstoke: 'Wuthering Heights,' Kate Bush (it's because you said that was the Joker/Batman theme song)
pattyfeidt: 'T-R-O-U-B-L-E,' Travis Tritt (because YOU ARE SO MUCH TROUBLE, PATTY)
threegoldfish: 'Boom Boom Ba,' Metisse (it was the fishnet icons, girl)
If I didn't get to you, then it's either because I got bored, or I had to think too hard. These are the top of the head ones. I suppose if you want to hear your song I could upload it for you. STEAL IT FROM SOMEWHERE.
Haahahahaha. Everyone is typecast!
I guess that could be a meme. I was trying to figure out what my theme song should be, but I have no idea. Every day I have a new theme song.
4. OKAY, PEEPS. I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF TRUE BLOOD, S2.
Mah IMPRESSIONS: Let me show you them, as I wrote them in chronological order-
a) Yay that Lafayette isn't dead!
b) BILL RECYCLES. LOLOR5. (I said that out loud).
Bill: I will not have you looking like a slattern.
Jessica: A what?
Bill: A…lady of…the evening.
Jessica: Oh yay!
c) Kenya: A 'crazy ass mutherfucking Paul Bunyan pig, if I recall correctly.'
d) Oh shit. Jessica knows that Sookie is the reason she was turned. But then later, SOOKIE AND THE GLAMOUR. YES. THANK YOU FORESHADOWING!
e) Rev. Newlin is hot. Dammit. Also? I love Nan Flanagan, vampire PR goddess.
f) Anna Paquin-not looking so good there girl. They really washed you out.
g) Alan Ball is really good at showing the grieving process. Also? Blood on the payout check. FTW.
h) "Is it just me, or have you noticed that Marianne has an endless supply of tropical fruit?"
i) JASON IS A RUBE.
j) LAFAYETTE AND THE REDNECK STOLE THIS SHOW.
The Redneck: Hell once I even pissed in my boss's coffee.
Lafayette: You do NOT need to be telling me that shit.
And then he tells the story about the girl who could crush the beer cans….with her tits. And THEN: "If it makes you feel any better [about me teasing you for being gay], when I was fifteen at safety patrol camp, I let my bunkmate blow me." (PROFUSE CRYING)
h) The bar scene: I love Hoyt Fortinberry-"I'm not much of a hitter. I like 'em nicer than that." I ALSO AM CONTINUING MY LOVE OF TERRY BELLEFLEUR. RANDOM SQUAREDANCE CHAMPIONS! And lastly-Sam: I am tired of charring my ass on your back burner." Best way to say that you are tired of waiting for someone in the history of ever.
i) Marianne: I read the books, but I am lost.
j) THAT WAS THE SAPPIEST ENDING EVER (the Bill/Sookie bit). AND I LOVED IT (and Anna Paquin's boobs. NOM, AND BLOODY KISSES. WOAH.)
k) FINAL NOTE: ERIC WITH HIGHLIGHTS FOIL IN HIS HAIR IS GOD. AND ALSO GROSS. OH SEXAY MAN, YOU WORKED OUT DURING THE FILMING BREAK, AND MY VIKING SOUL THANKS YOU. HAVE SOME MEADE.
That is all.