Today: the origin of the kinkydink.

[amand_r]

Thanks to everyone who told me to post my anon porn yesterday! I feel so liberated! I threw off the shackles of anonynuyu….of anonynomiti-fuck it. I threw off the yoke of anon-fuck. What does one do in moments like this? Rely on spell check? Throw in the towel? Help me out here, Prodigy!

The Prodigy: I got da poison, I got the remedy

Comments

[amonitrate]

also, $15 is pretty normal for a plate of pasta around here, but it's still too too much.

[amand_r]

I know. I was in one of the more urban areas of town, so I knew they were marking it up. It's the CHEESECAKE FACTORY, for Christ's sake. And it was FOUR CHEESE PENNE. They can bite me and find me in New York for this fucking quarter.

[amonitrate]

yEAH. Like pasta costs more than a buck.

[amand_r]

Maybe if the cheese was hand rolled between the thighs of a Havana virgin.

[amonitrate]

mmmm.

is the virgin sprinkled with gold dust?

[amand_r]

And Sriracha.

[amonitrate]

Ow.