Amonitrate missed the memo.

[amand_r]

Amonitrate: ugh. I didn't hear the temp it actually got outside today. but did we skip May?
Amand-r: Yes. did you not get the memo. Earth sent it out weeks ago.
Amonitrate: gah. thought I'd missed something.
Amand-r: See, you get distracted and the next thing you know you're missing important planetary memos.
Amonitrate: apparently.
Amand-r: I like the concept of planetary memos.
From: Earth
To: Everyone who lives on it.
Re: The Planet.
TWIMC, Planetary controls will be set to "off." Instructions in Klingon. All dolphins depart by June 10th. Good bye and you're welcome for all the fish.

Amonitrate: ahahahahhahahahahhahaaha
Amand-r:
To: Earth
From: LOLCATS
Re: Earth "off switch"
TWIMC, NOOOOOOOOOES. DO NOT WANT.

Amonitrate: aaaahahahhaaha. yesssss.
Amand-r:
To: LOLCATS
From: Earth
Re: Not wanting.
TWIMC, Sorry dudes.

Amonitrate: hahaa. earth says: stop leaving your shit everywhere. Now I'm thinking of this as passive-aggressive notes from Earth to its shitty roommates
Amand-r: Mary Mother of God says: STOP PUTTING SHIT IN THE COFFEE.
Amonitrate: ahahhahaha
Amand-r: No, really, I don't think the earth can get any more passive aggressive.
Amonitrate: like leaving the heat on?