How do I not have a dalek icon?
Amand-r: Because you are smrt. SMRT. Say it like there's no vowel.
Arsenic: er, yes
Amand-r: RIGHT NOW.
Arsenic: OKAY. IN DALEK VOICE
Amand-r: YES. YES YES YES. SMRT. S-M-R-T. DALEKS ARE THE SUPREME SMRTNSS.
Arsenic: yes
Amand-r: SMMMMMMMMMMMMMRT. God, really, when I just SEE capital letters, I think in the voice. It's creeping me out.
Arsenic: ok, now i'm just laughing at u
Amand-r: BLLSHT. I declare today no vowel caps day.
Arsenic: K
Amand-r: TYPNG N CPS? N'FCKNG VWLS.
Arsenic: DLK DY
Amand-r: So, hrm.
Arsenic: HRM. a whole word I can do in caps today. ::fist punch::
Amand-r: Y SPK TH TRTH.
Arsenic: TRTH
Amand-r: WRD P.
Arsenic: your status message it breaking our rules
Amand-r: FCK.
Arsenic: TDY S DLK DY, not I. I is a vowel
Arsenic: hee. damn vowels. the daleks would know
Amand-r: but would they really? WLD THY RLLY?
Arsenic: MYB NT. BT THNK S. THT S THR PLN. T RD S F LL VWLS ND CRT CNFSN. VRWHR.
Amand-r: jesus. i got like halfway through that and my brain broke. vowels and....?? you win the internets today. everywhere! I got the last word. This is like demented wheel of fortune. and I have no money to buy vowels.
Arsenic: lol. DMNTD WHL F FRTN!!!
Amand-r: demented.... uhm while. of
Arsenic: basically i said that the dalek's plan was to take over the world while confusion reigned with of lack of vowels
Amand-r: dude, they would TTS win.
Arsenic: and then said demented wheel of fortune. without vowels they would. they can go up stairs and everything. but we would eventually figure out that as long as we didn't use caps, we were fine. then we would take over again. much like a dr. who ep. or something
Amand-r: I hate to say this, but they can already go up stairs. THS WLL NT SV Y.
Arsenic: well, at least until they figure out that we've figured out the caps lock. then we'll have to outsmart them some other way.
Amand-r: omg with the shift key. we'll be shifty.
Arsenic: holy shit. um. i already use the shift key. we don't have to tell anything that, tho
Amand-r: while i obviously, cannot use the shift key and am entirely reliant on the capslock key. also, i would like to state for the record how much it's killing me not to fully capitalise the words i am typing. like killing and entirely reliant. my fingers are twitching. the dalek plan is working. i am paralyzed. dammit.
Arsenic: Y HV SCCMBD
Amand-r: nothing i say has any emphasis at all.
Arsenic: hee
Amand-r: DD. BT M. i feel like i'm on paxil. wait. i have a solution.
Amand-r: i HaVe BeaTeN THeM aT THeiR oWN GaMe! You MaY WoRSHiP Me NoW. ZoiNKS!
Arsenic: oMG i THiNK i SHaLL
Amand-r: iT TaKeS a WHiLe. BuT STiLL.
Arsenic: BuT iT WoRKS
Disaster ended. Dalek invasion through capslock key averted. It's Miller time.