Ficlet: HL x YnM (When Methos met Muraki, slash)

[amand_r]

Drabble for elistaire (HL x YnM) Prompt: A little Methos and Muraki action.

Warning: The whole thing is in second person. The scenes are in different tenses. I don't know what that means. Possibly that I am an ARTISTE! Possibly that I suck. Oh, and there's sex and a head. Srsly.

Comments

[dabroots]

Nice.

Have you ever seen In the Realm of the Senses?

[amand_r]

No, but I have heard of it, and upon researchingit, I have added it to my queue.

[dabroots]

If I ever watch it with you, I'll be using a metal detector on you.

[amand_r]

Seriously, what is with the Japanese and their fascination with women who cut things off? First this and now Audition, singularly the CREEPIEST FILM EVER MADE, and I just watched the preview. I had it in my queue, and then took it out on rethinking it. It is the first time since Blood Sucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh that I have wussed out on a film. I feel ashamed. I even made it through Suicide Club, though barely. Skin through a wood shaver. Ouch!

[dabroots]

In the Realm of the Senses is immensely sensual and really hot, but when I first saw it as a virginal 19 year-old, I'll swear it helped keep me pure for another two years.

Only movie I've ever walked out on in a theater was Reanimator, and it was a scene involving a really big hypodermic needle and an eye.

Audition? That one's new to me.

[amand_r]

Srsly, STAY AWAY FROM AUDITION. It will keep you pure for the rest of your life.

I have only ever walked out of one film, and it was Howard the Duck, and I was eight. So essentially, I had to be escorted out, and then sat in the lobby sobbing until the movie was over. Dabney Coleman and a snake tongue apparently was too much for my little untainted mind.

[dabroots]

Well, my purity ended a very long time ago, but I'll take your advice about Audition.

Never seen Howard the Duck. Interesting reaction.