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amand_r

I'm bored enough.

Jul 24, 2010 12:38

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request ~something~ of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal. If you absolutely can't write, you can offer drawings or icons or something instead (meta? picspams? reasons why that character/pairing rocks/doesn't rock?).They will be fics ( Read more... )

this is why we can't have nice things, i need a goddamn pop tart, fanfic writing, writing fanfic, get jiggy with it, *muppety handz*, what the shit is this?, daleks are all up in my shit, meme crappage, it's on now, writer's block, blogging annat, bored, awwwwww yeah, fuck yeah

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amand_r July 26 2010, 01:26:25 UTC

When he asks Scott what he wants for his birthday and he says, 'A decent fuck', it doesn't occur to John that he doesn't mean him. Obviously John is a great fuck, or they are each other's ideas of fantastic shags, otherwise they might have moved on long before now. So he laughs and buys Scott a bunch of new shirts (the man never buys clothes), and a couple of those spy thrillers he likes, and a watch, because that's a classy gift and Scott breaks watches like they're disposable.

But Gareth finds out that he's to be canned the day before they're supposed to go out to dinner, and John can't help himself. He finds his mouth opening and him issuing an invitation to the house to get wasted before he even stops to think about it. They tell Eve, too, but she just looks from one to the other in horror as if they've suggested a three-way.

Maybe they did.

So they start when they get back from the set, which is pretty early, and Scott is out with some military buddies of his, and when he gets home the two of them and the dogs are on the floor in the lounge, making up passable song lyrics to a tune they're going to write together, called, 'I'm not gay I play one on TV'.

"Just because I kiss him on the lens, doesn't mean that we are more than friends," John sings, and Gareth spits beer on the rug.

"I will do a lot of things for beer, but I won't take it in the rear," Gareth adds in a completely different tune.

Scott sets his gym bag down on the sofa and stands there watching.

"You like girls, eat some cheese curls," John adds and they roll around on the carpet. Scott makes some noise and John realises that they haven't acknowledged him. "Hey baby," John croons. "Happy birthday!"

Gareth waves a hand and mumbles something about 'one to grow on' and Scott smiles. "You remembered," he says, and it take John another few seconds to realise that Scott is staring at Gareth, his t shirt rucked up and little belly exposed, toes kneading in the carpet. He has nice feet. Scott has a thing for feet.

"Now now, the boy is straight," John says, but in the back of his head he's wondering if they have any camera lenses to kiss in front of.

Gareth barks. "I go gay for paaaaaaaaaaay," he sings.

John wants to make a joke about getting his chequebook, but he doesn't even know where it is. And Scott's face is unreadable as he pours himself a tumbler of vodka. Gareth laughs and turns to him. "I could murder a pizza. Who do I have to blow to get a pizza?"

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kel_reiley July 26 2010, 02:43:26 UTC

THAT'S THE END?!

amand_r July 26 2010, 02:43:44 UTC

YES IT IS THE END, DAMMIT.

kel_reiley July 26 2010, 02:45:55 UTC

i can accept this

in my imagination, next gareth vomits on the carpet and passes out, scott leaves john to clean it up and locks him out of the bedroom

amand_r July 26 2010, 02:46:46 UTC

HAAAHAHA IN MY VERSION, THERE'S SEXY TIMES.

kel_reiley July 26 2010, 02:47:44 UTC

oh that happens the next day after everyone has had a shower (and more booze)

opium_and_tea July 26 2010, 03:22:25 UTC

'I'm not gay I play one on TV'.

This is seriously genius. I'd buy the single.

cruentum July 26 2010, 06:33:46 UTC

HAHAH I LOVE YOU! N'AWWW. IT'S MY RPF FIX THAT WILL KEEP ME GOING FOR A WHILE!

I love the "You remembered," happy-face thing and him undressing Gareth with his eyes. Mmmmm ssssexy.

THANKS MANDR

madder_rose July 29 2010, 20:29:26 UTC

LAWL! And laaav! (bad accent)

John is so classy!

Gareth is classy too!

They forgot about Scot!

amand_r July 29 2010, 20:33:39 UTC

THEY WERE DRINKING!

madder_rose July 29 2010, 20:37:03 UTC

NO excuse!

WHEN I'M DRINKING, HE'S WHAT I'M THINKING (About) - rhyme fail. *awkward face*

neifile7 July 29 2010, 21:24:05 UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOTT!

That is officially the best, sexiest, wittiest thing of the month. I love your drunken JB and GDL.

"Now now, the boy is straight," John says, but in the back of his head he's wondering if they have any camera lenses to kiss in front of.

amand_r July 29 2010, 21:29:22 UTC

Awwwww, HE GOES GAY FOR PAY.

HEE.

darthhellokitty July 30 2010, 00:17:30 UTC

Hahaha John totally gets Scott Gareth for his birthday. Better than the shirts, which probably glow in the dark (I accidentally typed "blow", which is another fic!)

Scott has military buddies? XD

amand_r July 30 2010, 00:43:45 UTC

OMG HE DOES. AND HE TRIES TO KEEP UP WITH THEM ACTIVITY WISE AND THEN HE THINKS HE'S DYING THE NEXT DAY WHEN HE'S SORE.

darthhellokitty July 30 2010, 03:04:16 UTC

How is this different from his sex life w/John?

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