Need prompt concept.

[amand_r]

So, reading a kitten!Ianto fic today (don't ask. I was like, O_o?) and I realized that I want some insane-ass crazy-go-nuts concept like that to write.

Shoot. Torchwood, please. I'm in the zone. Please to be off the wall. No MPREG, unless it's some crazy ass thing beyond normal MPREG. I can't believe I'm saying this but it's banal, now.

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[amand_r]

Already done:

TOSH WORKS FOR THE DALEKS.

It wasn't as if she set out to bring down the fall of mankind. And it wasn’t as if she had really been paying that much attention to pop culture these days. When Owen had remarked that Ken's userpic was actually Hugh Jackman, she had rolled her eyes, because she wasn't that stupid.

Except for the part where she was. Well, not stupid, per se, just, behind. It was the muttonchops. So misleading.

Still, France was on fire and the Queen was dead, and Jack was terrified and irate and fondling the big gun as they watched the Daleks try to get into the Hub. Tosh wasn't too happy with the way things had turned out either. She was supposed to be going on a mini-break with Ken.

"Ken, from your facebook?" Gwen said suspiciously as she braced herself against the desk with a machine gun pointed at the cog wheel door. Behind her, Ianto and Owen locked and loaded a few more weapons about the Hub for easy access as the ones they held ran out of ammo.

Tosh forked frantically on the time lock. "Right. You know, before I realized that he was evil."

Jack didn't look at her. "Type faster," he said to Tosh. "Talk about your Dalek boyfriend later."

"I DIDN'T KNOW, ALL RIGHT?" Tosh said, eyes leaving the keyboard.

Owen slammed a magazine into his SIG. "How could you not know?" He mimicked the voice. "TELL ME YOUR FANTASIES. EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN."

Tosh flushed and Jack swing the gun around. "The next person who does the voice is eating the big gun." And to Tosh, "We're not getting any safer here."

Tosh pressed a few buttons and as the cogwheel opened and the first machine rolled into view, the time lock shimmered into place. Jack lowered the gun and bent double for a few seconds, he might have even been crying a little. Ianto placed a hand on his shoulder, but he shrugged him off. Gwen shouldered her gun and reached out to touch the time lock.

"That's, wow," she said, turning to Tosh. "Do they know about this?"

Tosh shook her head. "I didn't tell Ken everything. In fact, I didn't tell him anything. He just. He traced the signal and then We Twittered and then there was an issue with dropping packets in the ISP and then BAM!" she smiled her hand on the table, as angry wIth herself as they probably all were. Jack and Owen visibly jumped. "He was into the launch codes." She made eyes at them. "It's not my fault."

***

[rodlox]

would you mind if I said I love you for writing this?

Tosh/Dalek without compromising any of the characters.

*goes to recc this*

[amand_r]

I'm kind of disappointed that I couldn't workin more of the love story via gchats--

satot: Hi!
kaan: HOW ARE YOU. EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN.
satot: I'm great! How are you? I have those pics of the Quay you asked for.
kaan: I AM WELL. THANK YOU. ARE THEY AERIAL SHOTS WITH STRATEGIC VECTOR POINTS.
satot: You're welcome...what?
kaan: FORGET. FORGET. THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT AT THIS TIME.
satot: At this time? I'm sorry, Ken, but what are you talking about?
kaan: NOTHING.
kaan: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING. EXPLAIN.

[rodlox]

>kind of disappointed
please, don't be disappointed. I loved the story. (I wouldn't object to more - but there's no pressure or obligation)

>more of the love story
as Jo Lupo on Eureka once said, "clearly, all the good ones are either taken, gay, or are robots."

>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING. EXPLAIN
Only Tosh has sufficient hots to be able to get a Dalek to ask her what she's wearing. :D

[amand_r]

It really does put a whole new spin on cybersex.

I will not ever write Tosh/cyberman. That's....wow. No.

This whole thing reminds me of the episode in season one of Buffy in which Willow scans that demon into the internet by accident, and then has an online relationship with it.

[rodlox]

oh yeah. :D

Tosh/Cyberman...*shudders*
Closest thing i ever wrote to that, was Dalek/Anomaly Detector (it was a crossover with Primeval)...it ended with the Dalek shouting "De-tect Me! De-tect Me!"
(first reply I got, was "I will never look at a Dalek's sucker arm the same way again"...even though I didn't describe the scene beyond 'a dalek is in the room with a big computer')

>and then has an online relationship with it
there are days when I doubt it was difficult for SkyNet to get enough power to destroy the world. :)

[amand_r]

OMFG TYPOS. GAH.

[51stcenturyfox]

rodlox sent me over. I LOL'ed!

He mimicked the voice. "TELL ME YOUR FANTASIES. EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN."

Poor Tosh. She should have tried eHarmony or something.

[amand_r]

Yeah, I was going to do eHarmony, and then I was like, how would a Dalek even begin to fill out the survey? I think Tosh needs a mail order bride.

[rodlox]

>Tosh needs a mail order bride.
yes. yes she does.

(and I still love your Tosh/Dalek ficlet. thank you)