BET
Title: BET
Author: amamae
Genre: Crack, Humor
Pairing: Yuto/Yamada, Yabu/Inoo
Rating: PG-14 (I guess)
Disclaimer: I own the plot, not the boys. How unfortunate
Summary: Yuto offers yamada a bet. Yabu and Inoo are coward (I know, I know, it’s even can be called summary *cries*)
Author’s note: HAPPY NEW YEAR MINNA :DDD What’s your wish for 2011? Yabu and Inoo wish for they love, how about you? 2011 is Chinen’s year right? I mean the shio is Rabbits LOL. Let’s hope for JUMP to be the most shining star in 2011 :)) Well. It’s been a looooooooooooooooooong time since the last time I wrote a fic, so please bear with it. And the last, English isn’t my first language, so I have a terrible English ToT
“Yamada Ryosuke,” his name being called, the chubby boy looked up from his manga to meet Yuto who was grinning widely. He was sure, something foolish thought popped up inside the lanky boy’s mind.
“What?” he replied unwillingly.
“Let’s make a bet”
“I quit,” Yamada immediately went back to his previous activity.
“Ooooh, c’mon baby,” Yuto groaned. Yamada blushed from being called baby. He lifted his manga up, hid his redden face just to be pulled by Yuto.
“Don’t call me baby. It’s embarrassing.”
“What’s so wrong with that? We’re lover, right?” Yuto’s playful mind started to work. “Nah, okay, if you don’t join my bet, I’ll call you baby for…..the rest of my life.”
“Are you threatening me?”
“If I say so?”
Yamada knew he was being teased, so he said “Well then, I’ll call you……honey.”
“It’s decided.” “MINNA, from now on, I’ll call Yama-chan ba….” Yuto exclaimed happily, but soon his mouth was being covered by Yamada’s hand.
“Stop it,” the older boy glared at Yuto. “Do you know how embarrassing it is? Look, now they staring at us.”
“What’s wrong Yuto, Yama-chan?” Daiki asked while he was busy biting his banana flavor pocky.
“Nothing in particular. Never mind us,” Yamada replied then glared back at Yuto.
“So?” said Yuto, asking his boyfriend.
“Okay fine, I’m joining. What kind of bet you have?” Finally Yamada gave in to his lover stubborn act.
“Come closer,” he gestured Yamada to come with his index finger. “Do you think we’ll have another couple in the early of this year?” Yuto whispered near Yamada’s ear.
“Who?”
“Of course Yabu-kun and Inoo-chan. They love each other yet they’re too coward to confess. Oh gosh, they should learn from us. Don’t you think new year is the best moment to confess?”
“I don’t think they have courage to do that.”
“Then you bet they won’t hooked up by new year?” the younger boy asked.
“It’s impossible Yuto,” Yamada rolled his eyes.
“I’ll say yes. It isn’t impossible.”
“Okay then, how if win the bet?”
“I’ll grant your wish.”
“Are you a genie? No. Hmm wait……” Yamada was thinking, “I know, if I win I’ll be seme next time.”
“Very well, Yama-chan,” Yuto smirked “Because it will never happened,” his smirk wider. “Then if I win, you’ll be my uke forever.”
Yamada shivered at the thought and Yuto’s evil smirk, but in the end he said, “deal.” They both shaked hand.
“I smell something fishy,” Daiki spoke, and it made the couple boy surprised.
“It’s just your imagination,” Yamada said.
“Whatever, like hell I care. Ne Yuto, would you please buy me a pack of pocky,” the penguin boy asked with teary-big eyes.
“You wish,” Yuto ignored Daiki and left both Daiki and Yamada.
“Ne Yama-chan,” he begged, but Yamada went back to read his manga. Never ever bother to look at Daiki.
“Why everybody have to be so mean to me,” Daiki pouted and walked away.
***
Yuto just came back from bathroom when he saw Yabu and Inoo went to the direction of rooftop. He decided to follow them. He walked slowly like a burglar, carefully not to make any sound. He heard the door being shut, after checking it was safe, he climbed to the rooftop and eavesdropped.
“Is there something important that you have to talk to me here?” It was Inoo’s voice, he seemed curious.
“No…um…yes… I mean no…yes, I mean yes,” Yabu said unsettled, and it was earning a laugh from the younger boy.
“Hey, calm boy, it isn’t like I’ll pounce on you or what.”
“Actually….. I wanna ask you if you mind to go to shrine with me or not,” Yabu spoke up.
“I don’t mind,” Inoo plastered his best smile just to amaze the older boy.
“Then I’ll pick you up at your house at 7 p.m.”
“Okay. Don’t you ever try to be late or……. well, let’s see. I just didn’t get it, why you had to drag me here just to ask me out.” They walked towards the door, yuto panicked and started to run before they caught him was eavesdropping.
***
“Moshi moshi.”
“Yama-chan, come to Inoo’s house NOW. And don’t forget disguise yourself.”
“What? Hey yuto…….”
“pip pip”
“How can he hang up,” yamada said half angry.
***
“Yuto,” yamada whispered near Yuto’s ear, made the younger boy startled.
“Yama-chan, you’re surprising me. Bend down or they’ll see us.” Yuto pushed yamada down.
“What we’re doing now?” yamada interrogated.
“sssssttt. Decrease your volume,” he looked at Yamada, “and I think I’ve told you to disguise.”
“I didn’t get the point, so……” his sentence was cut off by yuto.
“Look, they are coming out. Let’s follow them,” yuto signaled his boyfriend, but yamada stayed still.
“C’mon,” the lanky boy begged.
“What exactly we are doing now?” he threw death glare to yuto.
“Isn’t it obvious? We’re stalking them now, that’s why I told you to disguise,” he explained.
“I’m not a stalker. Do it by yourself. I’m going home,” Yamada walked away, but being pulled by yuto in second. Yuto gave him a peck on his lips. “We don’t have much time to argue whether we stalk them or not. Since we’re here now, let’s do it.”
Yamada blushed because yuto’s act, and he was speechless because of shy. “It’s new year night, you didn’t have a thought to stay at home, alone, right?”
“I prefer staying at home than stalking people,” he mumbled when yuto was far enough to hear that.
***
“I didn’t believe I gave in to your act yuto,” yamada sighed, but the younger boy just smiled.
“Hey, how we suppose to find them in this crowd?”
“I think I saw Inoo-chan just now. Look there, isn’t that him?” yamada pointed at a boy who was standing near a big tree.
“You’re smart yama-chan. I never think that you sometimes can be so thorough,” he complimented his boyfriend, but unfortunately yamada didn’t think that way.
“You say what?” he glared for the nth times today.
“No…nothing,” yuto forced a smile but end up awkward, “let’s follow them.”
Yuto stopped yamada when he spot inoo and yabu were standing near each other so closely. They stepped slowly until the distance where they can hear their conversation without being noticed. Yuto sssstt-ed yamada, who tried to ask another stupid questions.
“Thank you yabu-kun, for inviting me to go out,” Inoo spoke.
“No, it’s my pleasure. And I’m very honored that you accept my invitation,” yabu replied and smiled.
“If you hadn’t invited me, maybe, now I’m staying in my room and pouting and thinking how fun to have someone accompany them in this turn of the year.”
“You sounds so lonely,” the older boy chuckled, “maybe you should double thank me because I’m here right now accompanying the lonely Inoo Kei.” It was earning a playful hit from Inoo.
Yabu looked at inoo’s eyes directly. “I’m serious. And maybe again, you should triple thank me because I don’t mind to accompany you, to stay beside you everytime, from now on.” His heartbeat skipped so fast, but he had to stand it, or he’ll miss the chance.
“Wh..what?” Inoo said startled, his heart beat faster than yabu’s.
“I…….love you, Inoo Kei,” finally yabu confessed.
Yuto mouthed “I WIN,” to yamada and smiled happily.
“Totally a defeat,” yamada thought.
“Hey, they’re moving. Let’s go,” said the hyper boy. He was very happy because his bet was correct, and moreover than that, he will have yamada as his uke for his whole life.
“I think we stop here. You already won, so what’s the point of stalking them now?” yamada said in annoyed tone.
“I’m just not satisfied yet,” he grinned. Yamada sighed.
***
“OH MY GOD,” Yuto half shouted, pointed at the big sign in front of him, said XXX LOVE HOTEL. “Yama-chan, camera,” he commanded the chubby boy.
“I don’t have it now.”
“You didn’t?” Yuto asked in disbelieve.
“Use your phone camera.”
“Clever,” yuto flicked his finger. Yamada just rolled his eyes. Suddenly an idea popped up in his mind.
“Ne yuto, wanna make a bet?” he smilingly asked his beloved lover.
“You are into it now, yama-chan? Well, I don’t mind though. So, what’s the bet about?”
“Who is the top?”
“Of course it will be yabu-kun, right? Isn’t it obvious?” Yuto answered immediately.
“We don’t know yet. Jya, if I win this bet, forget our bet earlier.”
“Fine. Then, how if I win?”
“Up to you.”
Yuto was thinking. “you have to prepare a bento for me everyday.”
“it’s simple.”
“wait….can I change it?”
“hmmm?”
“If I win, let me call you baby.” Yuto begged, but just being ignored by yamada.
“Over my dead body.”
“PLEASEEEEEEEE.”
“Let’s go home yuto, I’m tired.”
“Yama-chan, pleaseeeeeeeeee.”
***
+++Next Morning in JUMP’s Room+++
“Oha…………you,” Inoo sang cheerfully, and he looked sooooooooo fine.
Meanwhile, “Hoi Yabu, what’s wrong with your legs? You are limp. Were you get into an accident? How you’ll be able to dance today?” Hikaru poured him a lot of questions.
“I’m fine, and don’t worry, I’ll recover soon,” yabu smiled sheepishly.
Yuto who was sitting besides yamada dropped his jaw. He looked at yabu in disbelieve and then to his boyfriend who smiled widely in victory.
“Seems I’m the winner this time.”
***
Once again, HAPPY NEW YEAR :DDD *throws confetti*
P.S.: My personal wish is get married with yamada ryosuke XDD
Author: amamae
Genre: Crack, Humor
Pairing: Yuto/Yamada, Yabu/Inoo
Rating: PG-14 (I guess)
Disclaimer: I own the plot, not the boys. How unfortunate
Summary: Yuto offers yamada a bet. Yabu and Inoo are coward (I know, I know, it’s even can be called summary *cries*)
Author’s note: HAPPY NEW YEAR MINNA :DDD What’s your wish for 2011? Yabu and Inoo wish for they love, how about you? 2011 is Chinen’s year right? I mean the shio is Rabbits LOL. Let’s hope for JUMP to be the most shining star in 2011 :)) Well. It’s been a looooooooooooooooooong time since the last time I wrote a fic, so please bear with it. And the last, English isn’t my first language, so I have a terrible English ToT
“Yamada Ryosuke,” his name being called, the chubby boy looked up from his manga to meet Yuto who was grinning widely. He was sure, something foolish thought popped up inside the lanky boy’s mind.
“What?” he replied unwillingly.
“Let’s make a bet”
“I quit,” Yamada immediately went back to his previous activity.
“Ooooh, c’mon baby,” Yuto groaned. Yamada blushed from being called baby. He lifted his manga up, hid his redden face just to be pulled by Yuto.
“Don’t call me baby. It’s embarrassing.”
“What’s so wrong with that? We’re lover, right?” Yuto’s playful mind started to work. “Nah, okay, if you don’t join my bet, I’ll call you baby for…..the rest of my life.”
“Are you threatening me?”
“If I say so?”
Yamada knew he was being teased, so he said “Well then, I’ll call you……honey.”
“It’s decided.” “MINNA, from now on, I’ll call Yama-chan ba….” Yuto exclaimed happily, but soon his mouth was being covered by Yamada’s hand.
“Stop it,” the older boy glared at Yuto. “Do you know how embarrassing it is? Look, now they staring at us.”
“What’s wrong Yuto, Yama-chan?” Daiki asked while he was busy biting his banana flavor pocky.
“Nothing in particular. Never mind us,” Yamada replied then glared back at Yuto.
“So?” said Yuto, asking his boyfriend.
“Okay fine, I’m joining. What kind of bet you have?” Finally Yamada gave in to his lover stubborn act.
“Come closer,” he gestured Yamada to come with his index finger. “Do you think we’ll have another couple in the early of this year?” Yuto whispered near Yamada’s ear.
“Who?”
“Of course Yabu-kun and Inoo-chan. They love each other yet they’re too coward to confess. Oh gosh, they should learn from us. Don’t you think new year is the best moment to confess?”
“I don’t think they have courage to do that.”
“Then you bet they won’t hooked up by new year?” the younger boy asked.
“It’s impossible Yuto,” Yamada rolled his eyes.
“I’ll say yes. It isn’t impossible.”
“Okay then, how if win the bet?”
“I’ll grant your wish.”
“Are you a genie? No. Hmm wait……” Yamada was thinking, “I know, if I win I’ll be seme next time.”
“Very well, Yama-chan,” Yuto smirked “Because it will never happened,” his smirk wider. “Then if I win, you’ll be my uke forever.”
Yamada shivered at the thought and Yuto’s evil smirk, but in the end he said, “deal.” They both shaked hand.
“I smell something fishy,” Daiki spoke, and it made the couple boy surprised.
“It’s just your imagination,” Yamada said.
“Whatever, like hell I care. Ne Yuto, would you please buy me a pack of pocky,” the penguin boy asked with teary-big eyes.
“You wish,” Yuto ignored Daiki and left both Daiki and Yamada.
“Ne Yama-chan,” he begged, but Yamada went back to read his manga. Never ever bother to look at Daiki.
“Why everybody have to be so mean to me,” Daiki pouted and walked away.
***
Yuto just came back from bathroom when he saw Yabu and Inoo went to the direction of rooftop. He decided to follow them. He walked slowly like a burglar, carefully not to make any sound. He heard the door being shut, after checking it was safe, he climbed to the rooftop and eavesdropped.
“Is there something important that you have to talk to me here?” It was Inoo’s voice, he seemed curious.
“No…um…yes… I mean no…yes, I mean yes,” Yabu said unsettled, and it was earning a laugh from the younger boy.
“Hey, calm boy, it isn’t like I’ll pounce on you or what.”
“Actually….. I wanna ask you if you mind to go to shrine with me or not,” Yabu spoke up.
“I don’t mind,” Inoo plastered his best smile just to amaze the older boy.
“Then I’ll pick you up at your house at 7 p.m.”
“Okay. Don’t you ever try to be late or……. well, let’s see. I just didn’t get it, why you had to drag me here just to ask me out.” They walked towards the door, yuto panicked and started to run before they caught him was eavesdropping.
***
“Moshi moshi.”
“Yama-chan, come to Inoo’s house NOW. And don’t forget disguise yourself.”
“What? Hey yuto…….”
“pip pip”
“How can he hang up,” yamada said half angry.
***
“Yuto,” yamada whispered near Yuto’s ear, made the younger boy startled.
“Yama-chan, you’re surprising me. Bend down or they’ll see us.” Yuto pushed yamada down.
“What we’re doing now?” yamada interrogated.
“sssssttt. Decrease your volume,” he looked at Yamada, “and I think I’ve told you to disguise.”
“I didn’t get the point, so……” his sentence was cut off by yuto.
“Look, they are coming out. Let’s follow them,” yuto signaled his boyfriend, but yamada stayed still.
“C’mon,” the lanky boy begged.
“What exactly we are doing now?” he threw death glare to yuto.
“Isn’t it obvious? We’re stalking them now, that’s why I told you to disguise,” he explained.
“I’m not a stalker. Do it by yourself. I’m going home,” Yamada walked away, but being pulled by yuto in second. Yuto gave him a peck on his lips. “We don’t have much time to argue whether we stalk them or not. Since we’re here now, let’s do it.”
Yamada blushed because yuto’s act, and he was speechless because of shy. “It’s new year night, you didn’t have a thought to stay at home, alone, right?”
“I prefer staying at home than stalking people,” he mumbled when yuto was far enough to hear that.
***
“I didn’t believe I gave in to your act yuto,” yamada sighed, but the younger boy just smiled.
“Hey, how we suppose to find them in this crowd?”
“I think I saw Inoo-chan just now. Look there, isn’t that him?” yamada pointed at a boy who was standing near a big tree.
“You’re smart yama-chan. I never think that you sometimes can be so thorough,” he complimented his boyfriend, but unfortunately yamada didn’t think that way.
“You say what?” he glared for the nth times today.
“No…nothing,” yuto forced a smile but end up awkward, “let’s follow them.”
Yuto stopped yamada when he spot inoo and yabu were standing near each other so closely. They stepped slowly until the distance where they can hear their conversation without being noticed. Yuto sssstt-ed yamada, who tried to ask another stupid questions.
“Thank you yabu-kun, for inviting me to go out,” Inoo spoke.
“No, it’s my pleasure. And I’m very honored that you accept my invitation,” yabu replied and smiled.
“If you hadn’t invited me, maybe, now I’m staying in my room and pouting and thinking how fun to have someone accompany them in this turn of the year.”
“You sounds so lonely,” the older boy chuckled, “maybe you should double thank me because I’m here right now accompanying the lonely Inoo Kei.” It was earning a playful hit from Inoo.
Yabu looked at inoo’s eyes directly. “I’m serious. And maybe again, you should triple thank me because I don’t mind to accompany you, to stay beside you everytime, from now on.” His heartbeat skipped so fast, but he had to stand it, or he’ll miss the chance.
“Wh..what?” Inoo said startled, his heart beat faster than yabu’s.
“I…….love you, Inoo Kei,” finally yabu confessed.
Yuto mouthed “I WIN,” to yamada and smiled happily.
“Totally a defeat,” yamada thought.
“Hey, they’re moving. Let’s go,” said the hyper boy. He was very happy because his bet was correct, and moreover than that, he will have yamada as his uke for his whole life.
“I think we stop here. You already won, so what’s the point of stalking them now?” yamada said in annoyed tone.
“I’m just not satisfied yet,” he grinned. Yamada sighed.
***
“OH MY GOD,” Yuto half shouted, pointed at the big sign in front of him, said XXX LOVE HOTEL. “Yama-chan, camera,” he commanded the chubby boy.
“I don’t have it now.”
“You didn’t?” Yuto asked in disbelieve.
“Use your phone camera.”
“Clever,” yuto flicked his finger. Yamada just rolled his eyes. Suddenly an idea popped up in his mind.
“Ne yuto, wanna make a bet?” he smilingly asked his beloved lover.
“You are into it now, yama-chan? Well, I don’t mind though. So, what’s the bet about?”
“Who is the top?”
“Of course it will be yabu-kun, right? Isn’t it obvious?” Yuto answered immediately.
“We don’t know yet. Jya, if I win this bet, forget our bet earlier.”
“Fine. Then, how if I win?”
“Up to you.”
Yuto was thinking. “you have to prepare a bento for me everyday.”
“it’s simple.”
“wait….can I change it?”
“hmmm?”
“If I win, let me call you baby.” Yuto begged, but just being ignored by yamada.
“Over my dead body.”
“PLEASEEEEEEEE.”
“Let’s go home yuto, I’m tired.”
“Yama-chan, pleaseeeeeeeeee.”
***
+++Next Morning in JUMP’s Room+++
“Oha…………you,” Inoo sang cheerfully, and he looked sooooooooo fine.
Meanwhile, “Hoi Yabu, what’s wrong with your legs? You are limp. Were you get into an accident? How you’ll be able to dance today?” Hikaru poured him a lot of questions.
“I’m fine, and don’t worry, I’ll recover soon,” yabu smiled sheepishly.
Yuto who was sitting besides yamada dropped his jaw. He looked at yabu in disbelieve and then to his boyfriend who smiled widely in victory.
“Seems I’m the winner this time.”
***
Once again, HAPPY NEW YEAR :DDD *throws confetti*
P.S.: My personal wish is get married with yamada ryosuke XDD