Peeing
Wednesday 6:05 pm
Chimpanzee females are built, evolutionarily, to pee standing up. If someone actually wants me to explain this or diagram, I will, but somehow I don't think it's necessary.
Now, you'd hope that with such a "customization" that Kanabiro could avoid peeing all over herself, but no. She and Etaito were playing tonight, ON my lap, where I'll mention that Etaito did this hilarious Chuck Norris-esque roundhouse kick where he lifted his leg and spun around, kicking Kanabiro in the shoulder.
Beside the point -- Kanabiro goes outside, knocks over the broom, plays with it for 2 seconds before peeing -- all over the broom, and all over herself. She was standing RIGHT NEXT to the step so she could have dangled over it and just avoided the mess.
Oh, poor girl. And now, I am totally not picking you up afterwards.
Bleuuch.
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Also, all I ate today was a quarter-pineapple and a mandazi. If I don't get some food soon, I am so eating Etaito.
Chimpanzee females are built, evolutionarily, to pee standing up. If someone actually wants me to explain this or diagram, I will, but somehow I don't think it's necessary.
Now, you'd hope that with such a "customization" that Kanabiro could avoid peeing all over herself, but no. She and Etaito were playing tonight, ON my lap, where I'll mention that Etaito did this hilarious Chuck Norris-esque roundhouse kick where he lifted his leg and spun around, kicking Kanabiro in the shoulder.
Beside the point -- Kanabiro goes outside, knocks over the broom, plays with it for 2 seconds before peeing -- all over the broom, and all over herself. She was standing RIGHT NEXT to the step so she could have dangled over it and just avoided the mess.
Oh, poor girl. And now, I am totally not picking you up afterwards.
Bleuuch.
***********
Also, all I ate today was a quarter-pineapple and a mandazi. If I don't get some food soon, I am so eating Etaito.