Quotes - The Answers
1. -My lady, you are free! -- The Last Unicorn
2. -Tony, what should I put after "sports"?
- Put, "spectator." -- Escape To Witch Mountain
3. -David, are you drunk? -- The Chipmunk Adventure
4. -Okay, here's one. Why did the chicken *not* cross the road? Because it's chicken! Get it? -- Follow That Bird
5. - Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! -- Independence Day
6. -I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. -- Labyrinth
7. -There... Now it's securer than the goddamn Alamo.
-Bad example there Jimmy. -- Bats
8. -I'm sorry, dear, but when I chose Katie Nana, I thought she would be firm with the children. She looked so solemn and cross.
-My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint. -- Mary Poppins
9. -I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower.
-The '60s weren't good to you, were they? -- Cars
10. -I bet she gives great helmet. -- Spaceballs
11. -Creature stole my twinkie! -- Monster Squad
12. -How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
-I had a key.
-Where, we searched you?
-I swallowed it last Tuesday.
-How'd you know you were gonna need it?
-I swallow it every Tuesday. -- Surf Ninjas
13. -Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
-No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
-Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni.
-You're the geek, Camel Breath.
-Dome head.
-Elf lips.
-Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoid.
-Here goes. What are we on?
-Uh, "G".
-Here goes, Gak-face.
-I'm ready, Hose-brain. -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
14. -This is what you're doing...this is what I want you to do.
-Did you just tell me to shut up?
-Yes. -- Master of Disguise
15. -"The Suck Zone". It's the point basically when the twister... sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously. -- Twister
2. -Tony, what should I put after "sports"?
- Put, "spectator." -- Escape To Witch Mountain
3. -David, are you drunk? -- The Chipmunk Adventure
4. -Okay, here's one. Why did the chicken *not* cross the road? Because it's chicken! Get it? -- Follow That Bird
5. - Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! -- Independence Day
6. -I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. -- Labyrinth
7. -There... Now it's securer than the goddamn Alamo.
-Bad example there Jimmy. -- Bats
8. -I'm sorry, dear, but when I chose Katie Nana, I thought she would be firm with the children. She looked so solemn and cross.
-My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint. -- Mary Poppins
9. -I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower.
-The '60s weren't good to you, were they? -- Cars
10. -I bet she gives great helmet. -- Spaceballs
11. -Creature stole my twinkie! -- Monster Squad
12. -How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
-I had a key.
-Where, we searched you?
-I swallowed it last Tuesday.
-How'd you know you were gonna need it?
-I swallow it every Tuesday. -- Surf Ninjas
13. -Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
-No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
-Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni.
-You're the geek, Camel Breath.
-Dome head.
-Elf lips.
-Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoid.
-Here goes. What are we on?
-Uh, "G".
-Here goes, Gak-face.
-I'm ready, Hose-brain. -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
14. -This is what you're doing...this is what I want you to do.
-Did you just tell me to shut up?
-Yes. -- Master of Disguise
15. -"The Suck Zone". It's the point basically when the twister... sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously. -- Twister