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I have decided to become a compulsive liar. See my life is kind of dull, and the interesting things that *do* happen are the kind of things that sad and depressing to talk about. So by being a compulsive liar and can add spice and sunshine to my life!!! Yay!!
I'll start with small stuff, no wining lottery tickets or pink elephants, just just the white stuff.
Here goes, Lie #1
So yesterday I got a new kitten. He is a chocolate point Himalayan. He is absolutely adorable and I have fallen completely in love. I have named him Israfel after the poem by Poe. I will call him Izzy for short. Which will probably give him gender identity problems but later, but who cares? He is just a cat. He has big soft blue eyes and a very loud purr.
Today,I was walking through the cafeteria and saw the asshole from work. So I went and got a cup of coffee and and when I walked passed him I "accidentally," poured the coffee in his lap. Take that bitch. Instant Karma is going to get you!!!!!!
Then this evening I was trying to read the propaganda text for the faith class. And as I read another paragraph of half truths and and slanted viewpoints I decided I wasn't going to take it any more. So I lit up a nice big fire in my fire place and tossed it in. (it's not that I have anything against Christianity, mind you, it's that I feel that their propaganda is an insult to my intelligence. Being a Christan does not make you smarter, more creative or more innovative then anyone else. Okay?)
Then Izzy and I laid in front of the fire place curled up in my down comforter, sipping champagne and reading love poetry together.
Boy, this is fun!! Wonder what I will come up with next? :D
I'll start with small stuff, no wining lottery tickets or pink elephants, just just the white stuff.
Here goes, Lie #1
So yesterday I got a new kitten. He is a chocolate point Himalayan. He is absolutely adorable and I have fallen completely in love. I have named him Israfel after the poem by Poe. I will call him Izzy for short. Which will probably give him gender identity problems but later, but who cares? He is just a cat. He has big soft blue eyes and a very loud purr.
Today,I was walking through the cafeteria and saw the asshole from work. So I went and got a cup of coffee and and when I walked passed him I "accidentally," poured the coffee in his lap. Take that bitch. Instant Karma is going to get you!!!!!!
Then this evening I was trying to read the propaganda text for the faith class. And as I read another paragraph of half truths and and slanted viewpoints I decided I wasn't going to take it any more. So I lit up a nice big fire in my fire place and tossed it in. (it's not that I have anything against Christianity, mind you, it's that I feel that their propaganda is an insult to my intelligence. Being a Christan does not make you smarter, more creative or more innovative then anyone else. Okay?)
Then Izzy and I laid in front of the fire place curled up in my down comforter, sipping champagne and reading love poetry together.
Boy, this is fun!! Wonder what I will come up with next? :D