Remember May 21?
This is why I love the mau5. This is from his Facebook fan page.
Meowingtons and I were sitting around the house one fine thursday night, when we received word that the rapture was upon us... "FUCK THAT SHIT" said meowingtons, and from then on, it was business. In order to save the world... apparently the rapture had to follow daylight savings time, so we felt it was safe to assume Australia would be the first to get owned... so we had planned on getting up early on friday so we could get to australia in time to nip it in the ass right then and there... but then meowingtons had a better idea... so we decided to head into space and meet that motherfucker before it even hit the solar system. Meowingtons strapped on his kitty jetpack... because he cant fly like me.
Anyways... we land on some fucked up MS paint piece of shit looking planet outside out galaxy to intercept this rapture shit, and off in the distance we could hear the booming footsteps of a veloci-rapture!!! SCARY times! Meowingtons wasnt up for any shit... so he immediately crafted an epic sword for us out of some moon rocks and some other shit... i wasnt really paying attention.
So the veloci-rapture gets all up in our face n starts talking shit... so meowingtons bit him in the right in the fuckin face... was the best shit ever. It was hard for me to even land a good swing of my awesome sword on it because i was laughing to hard. Anyway... we fought for a bit... the thing had lazers and shot out this weird blue shit that we had to keep dodging. but other than that, the battle was getting pretty routine and predictable and felt like it was getting a bit drawn out... so meowingtons goes in to finish him off or whatever because his HP was low... and meowingtons figured he could pull a falcon punch outta the bag to finish the job... and he did... but it still had like 4hp left.
I think the veloci-rapture pretty much knew he was fucked... so he tried to talk his way out of it... we didnt care much for that, so meowingtons and i just severed his limbs and and disemboweled him... the best part was when meowingtons wore his liver like a hat... i couldnt stop laughing, i wish i got a pic of that.
anyway, after we were done gloating and high fiving eachother... we figured we should probably head home coz lindsey was making that awesome stir fry shit that night and we didnt want to miss it.
point is... we fuckin smoked the veloci-rapture. No need to thank us, we just cant have the tour cancelled coz of some shit talking veloci-rapture idiot.
scary!
Meowingtons and I were sitting around the house one fine thursday night, when we received word that the rapture was upon us... "FUCK THAT SHIT" said meowingtons, and from then on, it was business. In order to save the world... apparently the rapture had to follow daylight savings time, so we felt it was safe to assume Australia would be the first to get owned... so we had planned on getting up early on friday so we could get to australia in time to nip it in the ass right then and there... but then meowingtons had a better idea... so we decided to head into space and meet that motherfucker before it even hit the solar system. Meowingtons strapped on his kitty jetpack... because he cant fly like me.
Anyways... we land on some fucked up MS paint piece of shit looking planet outside out galaxy to intercept this rapture shit, and off in the distance we could hear the booming footsteps of a veloci-rapture!!! SCARY times! Meowingtons wasnt up for any shit... so he immediately crafted an epic sword for us out of some moon rocks and some other shit... i wasnt really paying attention.
So the veloci-rapture gets all up in our face n starts talking shit... so meowingtons bit him in the right in the fuckin face... was the best shit ever. It was hard for me to even land a good swing of my awesome sword on it because i was laughing to hard. Anyway... we fought for a bit... the thing had lazers and shot out this weird blue shit that we had to keep dodging. but other than that, the battle was getting pretty routine and predictable and felt like it was getting a bit drawn out... so meowingtons goes in to finish him off or whatever because his HP was low... and meowingtons figured he could pull a falcon punch outta the bag to finish the job... and he did... but it still had like 4hp left.
I think the veloci-rapture pretty much knew he was fucked... so he tried to talk his way out of it... we didnt care much for that, so meowingtons and i just severed his limbs and and disemboweled him... the best part was when meowingtons wore his liver like a hat... i couldnt stop laughing, i wish i got a pic of that.
anyway, after we were done gloating and high fiving eachother... we figured we should probably head home coz lindsey was making that awesome stir fry shit that night and we didnt want to miss it.
point is... we fuckin smoked the veloci-rapture. No need to thank us, we just cant have the tour cancelled coz of some shit talking veloci-rapture idiot.
scary!