Jul 10, 2008 23:50
Welcome to the environmentally-friendly windmills of my mind.
Who knew that if a steamer is not working, the moment you put your hand near it hot, humid air will start coming out, as if to spite you, leaving your hand red, and eventually blistered.
What kind of a party story is that? "What happened to your hand" "Oh, I was steaming a shirt at work and the steamer attacked me"
How about "I got bitten my a poisonous spider while saving a small child?"
I like that better.
Looking at my two perfect blisters....I think I need to lose weight...
But everytime I do, I gain it all back.
Maybe this time will be different?
Doubt it, but I can never lose hope.
I've been sticking to my exercise routine for 3 days now, and my my watch that means the habit is here to stay.
I think I might have ADD. I also think that's not really an appropriate name for it. It's more of a Scattered Attention Disorder. I mean, it's not like people have not attention, that would kind of make them a autistic, they just have a lot of attention in a lot of places...all the time...constantly changing focuses.
And it's not like it's a disorder, it's a sign of genius!
Unless genius is a disorder. It probably is, because not everyone is a genius. Brilliant Talia.
Since when did I start calling myself Talia?
Who started that anyway?
I guess it fits. Does it?
I mean, Natalia makes me seem way more mature and important than I actually feel.
I want a cape.
I tried on a really cool one made of....what's it called? Pressed velvet?
or something
It was red, and heavy and made swooshy noises.
But it was expensive.
Plus where would I wear a cape?!
I wish they were socially acceptable.
"Call me Countess Natalia"
SEE! With a cape I can actually use my real name.
I want to have a costume party now.
But my house if 90% glass, so that would be stupid.
unless I could have it somewhere else....how about 20 people in different costumes showing up to......Red Robin?
That would be quite a show.
I get paid tomorrow!
Whoot.
Who knew cute little Asian girls who go shopping with cute little Asian boys could steal?
I sure didn't.
It's not like I particularly care, but a little bit of the little bit of the hope I had in people just died. She was looking me straight in the eye, and she still stole.
I guess it wasn't a personal offense.
I want to go buy some shoes with the money I get.
Some nice high-heeled shoes....
I figues I'm already 5'9", and wearing heels isn't going to make me look any more like a tall freak than I already look.
plus I feel empowered in heels.
I am woman, hear me roar.