Oh, Beeb. Where would we go without you? Over to ITV, I'd imagine.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
ASAHARA TO HANG (probably) Ironically it seems likely their backgrounds made them more vulnerable to the charismatic Mr Asahara's power. "Many of them were naive about the corrupted nature of some people in society... they joined Aum with the true belief that they were going to make the world a better place," Mr Takimoto said.
The PSIA said that it had not found any specific terror plans, or any signs that Aum was capable of producing sarin today, but that its beliefs, and the high standards of education and technical ability possessed by its members, meant it was still dangerous.
Don't say I don't keep you updated.
Comic megapost will be posted sometime today if things all go according to plan. Over and out.