This stupid thing will be my downfall.

[amalefic]

My dearest friends, why on earth did you ever let me register myself a livejournal? You know perfectly well -- especially you, Stodgy McUselesspants -- how I get when I'm bored.

Let's see, shall we? Here are some things I wouldn't mind saying to the entire world:

1. I got my eyebrow pierced a few days ago -- not for any particular reason. I felt like

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[evil_lep]

You know, you can make these things so that only friends can see them.

[amalefic]

No. This is LIVING ON THE EDGE, plep.

[evil_lep]

Oh, and by the way - I am shocked and appalled.

[evil_lep]

You know, I feel almost as sorry for anybody who tries to make sense of this LJ exchange as I do for anybody who might be listening to one of our phone conversations.

[lanyanavich]

So does that mean I get sympathy points? What can I trade them in for?

[evil_lep]

Yes, two of them. This is our current menu**:

Snarky comments 5 for 1 S.P.
Pats on the head 2 for 1 S.P.
All-expenses-paid trip to Bermuda 100,000 S.P.

Please note that all Sympathy Points may be subject to expiration if they begin to cost us money. Thank you. -Management

**Some restrictions apply. Offer not valid outside the continental 48 states. Please use Sympathy Points resposibly.

[lanyanavich]

By the way, I love the phrase "get my wise on"