GACKTTweets Jan 4 2015
In which GACKT implies he ejaculates soy milk. Or something.
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Happy New Year~ It's the beginning of a new year. I feel good tonight, so I guess I'l answer everyone's tweets for a bit. Have you been well?
[OGYD's tweet about Kakuzuke Check]@.ohgacktyoudidnt Am I the only one who thinks Fujiwara-kun in the back looks 2D... I'm looking at that so hard I can't see Kiryuuin Shou clearly
[GACKT is so cool playing Old Maid]@.abecyancyan Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh????? Cool...???? I don't understand at all...
[I have a feeling GACKT will be on Twitter around tomorrow (posted Jan 2)]@.EMIsayWARD Too bad...It was the day after tomorrow... So close...
[(link to a photo of him with producer Shimoyama Ten)]@.gackt1 He's a great director who always grants my tough orders, Ten-chan. His stance towards creating works is really first rate.
[I'm glad (photos of Shou celebrating a correct answer on Kakuzuke Check)]@.harupoid Shou was that happy about it, huh. I kind of thought he wasn't putting KiAi into it at all, but he was trying hard... I'm tearing up...
[Is this the real GACKT?]@.miyatako0115 As if a fake would be doing this. Why would they? Explain the reason in 200 characters or less. Or the correct answer.
[Please tell me something to make me positive]@.gongora_tyappy What? You're feeling down? You want courage from someone else? Courage isn't something that you're given by other people. It's something that you wring out of yourself. Try wringing some courage out of yourself. You can do anything. Don't be nervous, charge forwards!!!
Well, then, what shall we make our first trend of the year? What should it be...? Everyone say "Baba Muki"! ["Baba Nuki" is the card game "Old Maid"]
["Chinchin Mukimuki?" (Chinchin= penis, not sure what mukimuki means in this context but I suspect a boner joke)]@.NSHINSHIGOD No, no, that's not it. Face it yourself... ("mukinasai"= face it)
[I like how you say those kinds of things casually]@.MiuWorking No, no, I'm just a mere man who can enjoy these stupid things with everyone. Yeah, just laugh at it. I'm holding my sides laughing too.
[Has your fever from the end of the year gone down?]@.gcamui Honestly, I thought I was going to die. Once the 31st ended, it was almost funny how fast it went down. I even wondered if I was going to be put in the group of people God doesn't need anymore and die.. I survived another year!!! Thanks, God~~~~~!
[What does living mean to you?]@.kyou27izumi It's a journey of searching for a place to die. Trying to give even one more person a push forward until your final moment. A relay race of the soul... Something like that.
[I want your Magnum]@.Hylbc They sell them at convenience stores [=probably referring to Magnum condoms]
All your replies are so fast that I can't pick them up... Isn't 8000 too fast? Today. https://twitter.com/GACKT/status/551740019329626114
[It's been too long since we saw you bro, how long do we have to wait? lol]@.syo60521234 Sorry. Abandonment play is my specialty.
[GACKT-sama, give me your condensed milk]@.moe_yutakun Sorry, it only puts out soy milk.
[I'm a twin]@.Kyan315Kir That's a coincidence, my friend is a twin too. So is my acquaintance. What a coincidence... By the way, I'm a twin too.
[Give me soy milk]@.dkdk1021 Sorry, I just... gave it out... a while ago...
[What's your favorite quote?]@.himari9979 "Sakura fall, and the sakura that remain will also fall..." It's a poem I like
Thanks everyone. We've done a splendid job of trending "Baba Muki"! *clap clap* I get genuinely happy at these stupid things. Thanks. *kiss*
[No dirty jokes!]@.kikirara5910 If you take the dirty jokes out of the man, what on earth is left!? A world without dirty jokes is like ramen without noodles! It's like mapo tofu without tofu! It's like Ostrich Club[Japanese comedy group] with no leader!
[What does Baba Muki mean?]@.0526Norihikon Stop searching for meaning in my existence...
[What is your kanji for this year?]@.AYAGAC4180 It's 極(extreme), this is my feeling for the year. I'll do everything to the utmost. Well, I guess I'll finish tweeting in ten minutes.
[Give KiAi to my mom who has the flu! She's moaning and it's sad!]@.u_re_play You're not intending to leave me, are you? You're lacking KiAi! KiAi!... Tell her that...
[Go buy me some ice cream at the convenience store]@.74tweeting Hey, I'm not your housekeeper. If you say stupid things like that I'm going to make you into my poop. Go buy it yourself! You poop!
Right, I'm going now. I don't know about the stupid stuff, but I'm happy to be able to tweet with you all at the beginning of the year. Thanks. Everyone do their best with a big smile tomorrow. "There's no such thing as an unneeded smile," don't forget.
By the way, I got over 20,000 tweets in one hour. See you again later.