Happy New Year. It's my first time on Twitter this year. I don't have much time, but shall we tweet for a little while? How about it?
I guess I'll read some old tweets...
[It seems like the meat question on Geinoujin Kakuzuke Check was a tough battle, but you answered them all perfectly. Do you have a method of determining the real thing?]@.maica_saku A hard battle? It's always a hard battle every time. When I appear on that show I get a stabbing pain in my stomach. I guess it's the pressure... Well, if I did get it wrong I'd probably just laugh though. Determining the real thing? I can say this much. You can't know the real thing via the internet. You have to experience it for yourself.
[Gackt and Nishikawa-san's eye masks suited them very well]@.moge_plum Thanks. I'm really happy to be complimented on it. Well, even if you searched the whole world, Ichigo and I are the only ones these masks would suit. We haven't thrown them away. Heheheh.
[What do I have to do to become your personal chef's apprentice?]@.VsSito First, you have to become a pervert. If you don't, you won't be able to follow my chef, let alone me...
[I don't watch much TV so I thought you were just a show off, but you're unexpectedly mischevious and even older people like you. I'll watch and learn.]@.GOTAaaa No, no, I am just a show off. I have never felt that I am mischevious and no matter what I do, I will never be able to say that old people like me. I am nothing to learn from. I apologise for my wandering.
[Note: I don't completely understand that tweet as it is written in archaic, formal language. It's reminiscent of the way Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin speaks, so that is possibly the joke. *throws in towel*]
[You and Nishikawa-san looked like a couple]@.ky_jb I don't want a girlfriend like that! And I think Ichigo-chan would say the same thing. "Not you!"
[I'm trying to join the fanclub, but I haven't worked up the courage]@.tibidaisukidayo I won't force you, of course, but I can tell you this frankly. I plan lots of things so that it will be more fun for the people who are in the fanclub. There's no way it wouldn't be fun, right? My way of life is to "make people have fun". My joy in life is for people to smile in return.
[Have you talked to HYDE recently?]@.hydeist_forever I sent him a "Happy New Year". But, listen to this! I sent him a long greeting, but his reply was just, "Yeah, you too..." Without thinking, I immediately replied to his reply, "That's too casual!!!"
[I saw your classical concert. You were cool. I think I understood some of the goodness of classical music you were trying to convey]@.hormone417 Thanks. I'm happy if I can convey it even a little bit. Clasical definitely has a much longer history than rock, right? There are lots of reasons for that. But modern people don't listen to classical music, I think. Even though it's important.
[Can I use you to "take it out"]@.DEARSyooooou Give me a break. You're a guy, right? If you're going to do that, then use me as a side dish when you're setting a record. Or should I say... no thanks!!!
[This is confusing too, since the OP is actually female, but I belive "take it out" can also mean to come or ejaculate, hence G's reaction. Really I'm totally confused by this whole conversation and I think they are too.]
[Someone recommends an e-book called "Heiwa no Kuni"]@.noriyuki_take I looked at the homepage. It looks interesting so I'll read a bit. Thanks.
[Please help Kirisho!]@.neko4398 I contacted him. You'll get grey hair worrying so much. He contacts me when something happens. Or rather, if I don't hear from him, it means nothing has happened... Tell him to get in touch once in a while and say he's doing well!
[Tell the poop to shut up]@.orbgacktdears In that case, everyone shout "poop poop poop!!!" If you do, I'll think about it!!!
[poop poop poop]@.xtxm_ak Women shouldn't say "poop poop poop"!!! You're poop for saying it!!!
[poop poop poop]@.su2012jp Hey, poop people, shut up.
[My second son is taking high school exams, please put some KiAi into him]@.lastkiss1043 KiAi is something you wring out of yourself. If you work yourself to death then results are sure to come. If you don't get results, then you didn't work hard enough. Put KiAi into it and do it until you think you can't anymore.
[I have a feeling you'll never be an old man]@.Lunch0411yk No, I'll probably die before that. I only have 2HP. My MP is just a little high. I live by continually replenishing my HP.
[Did you unfollow all but 11 people?]@.kupo7dears4kupo Somehow recently there has been system trouble where Twitter was following people of its own accord, so I decided to reset it temporarily. Though there's not really much of a reason for it. I was just a bit uncomfortable seeing tweets by people I didn't know on my timeline.
[poop poop poop]@.Amido12A You guys make sure to wipe...
[I bought a book called "Learn English Indian Style!" but what style of English learning do you use?]@.gacky74 GACKT style, of course. Should I teach you? Maybe I'll make a section for it on the blog magazine...I've been thinking that. There have been a lot of requests.
[My dream is to become a holster for the magnum!]@.BLOODSUCKERS74 That's great. I'm kind of touched.
[Please contact Kirisho!]@.nm_gac I told you, I already did.
[Please say something to Keisuke Honda]@.g_u_n_36 ...Who's that again?
[Please become a sakura that doesn't fall!]@.gackt0108 There's no such thing... But no sakura that blooms is afraid of falling. If you're prepared, there is no fear. And when there is no fear, then gratitude is born. The only thing left is to fall... with a smile. Let's bloom proudly together until then. That's life, right?
[tweet from private account]@.Jannedaiki7 If you know that you are unskilled, then you should work your ass off. If you've got time to make excuses, then go to the gym and train, bust your ass at your job, and shine. If you do that, then at some point you'll notice a cute girl sitting beside you. Got it? Take action first!
[Will you be Kirisho's ally?]@.mimukya_n Of course. I won't abandon someone who adores me. I contacted him, so don't worry. He has a lot to think about too. You guys give him some time. Waiting is love too, right?
Well... I have to go now. You guys put KiAi into looking at the sky, looking forward and walking on with a smile every day to make this year the best one ever. It's okay to go at your own pace. Don't forget, "There's no such thing in the world as an unneeded smile". Well then, Adi-OS. Let's all have a good year. I love you guys.