015 ... did I miss something?

Jul 25, 2010 20:00

Well, that was a fine nap, feels like I slept for days. Had the weirdest dream 'bout-

Why does the hallway smell like marshmallows an' pond water?

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happinessboys July 26 2010, 00:22:00 UTC
You were able to sleep through such a thing?

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amagicalmystery July 26 2010, 01:26:47 UTC
The Barge does what it does, I just live here.

You've been quiet lately. Hunt down any more imaginary contraband?

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happinessboys July 26 2010, 01:32:36 UTC
So this sort of thing happens often?

Odd.

And I have no idea what you are referring to.

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amagicalmystery July 26 2010, 01:35:28 UTC
Only explanation I've got for missing days at a time. If I did that disappearin' act, I don't remember it.

'Course you don't. You never do.

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happinessboys July 26 2010, 01:41:29 UTC
Never do? I've not been here that long. Two weeks, if you include this...whatever that was.

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amagicalmystery July 26 2010, 02:19:45 UTC
...oh you ain't serious, are you?

Well, my mistake, clearly. Don't get why the Admiral plays these stupid games, but Bells had better not come back missin' any screws...

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happinessboys July 26 2010, 02:22:41 UTC
I'm quite serious.

[But really, he's totally not. You're the first "victim," Faci!]

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amagicalmystery July 26 2010, 02:25:29 UTC
Well, you ain't really new here. Been around longer than I have, I think. And also we hate each other.

[Ffft. He will respect him for .2 seconds for being able to do that. Also, extra loathing.]

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happinessboys July 26 2010, 02:28:43 UTC
Hate? Why?

[He lives off of your loathing. It feeeeeds him.]

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amagicalmystery July 26 2010, 02:35:25 UTC
You think folks are happier if you make them stay stupid an' useless, and my job depends on folks bein' stupid and useless but I still think you're an ass.

[Sweet, sweet negative attention. And fire and delicious tears.]

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happinessboys July 26 2010, 02:37:01 UTC
I've done nothing to you. I don't even know your name.

[Tears of ragged orphans, of course.]

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amagicalmystery July 26 2010, 03:06:30 UTC
Like I said, you've been here before. You don't remember. [shrug] Not my fault.

[The littlest ginger orphans and their lovable puppies.]

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happinessboys July 26 2010, 03:08:56 UTC
What do you do?

[Totally after he steals their teddy bears.]

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amagicalmystery July 27 2010, 00:57:41 UTC
I make dreams real. Or did.

[And takes their lollipops, the fiend.]

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