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009 .. human nature and other mysteries

May 31, 2010 19:54

This one could've been a whole lot worse. Good thing I'm not stupid enough to let everything out once we're chums. (You're still a pompous waste of skin, Crane, you've just got the added excuse of bein' out of your mind ( Read more... )

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[Voice] - because someone has to see a technicality in life lessons wrapped up in stories... doeswhatido May 31 2010, 23:59:34 UTC

There's plenty of snakes with bright colours that aren't poisonous. That's not a surefire sign or anything.

[voice] pfffft. amagicalmystery June 1 2010, 00:03:36 UTC

[facepalm thwapping sound. momentary pause.]

It's a fable, honey-lamb. Work with me.

[Voice] :> doeswhatido June 1 2010, 00:09:24 UTC

If a snake talked to a person, wouldn't it make sense they were on some sort of drug? And if said person picked up a snake while on said drug, wouldn't said snake bite them right away as snakes are more afraid of us as we are of them? And said person having been bit and yet on a drug at the same time...would they not hallucinate that scene as they lay dying?

[[Pause.]]

...I think Crane has rubbed off on me.

[Voice] amagicalmystery June 1 2010, 00:10:55 UTC

...if you're continuing the metaphor here, 'fraid I don't follow.

[Voice] doeswhatido June 1 2010, 00:17:21 UTC

Good because...-I'm terrible with..."metaphors." And hypotheticals. What are you trying to say in basic terms?

[Voice] amagicalmystery June 1 2010, 00:21:29 UTC

[oh, he's just dumb. well good, entertainment time!]

Oh no, this is very interesting. What other objections do you have?

[Voice] doeswhatido June 1 2010, 00:26:20 UTC

[[Soooo dumb about soooooo many things.]]

Well...you said "critter" and "y'all," all colloquial-style, and yet you say "to expire"? And shouldn't something that's being called a "critter" have legs? Then it can...scrit about and scratch and all that stuff that sounds similar.

[Voice] amagicalmystery June 1 2010, 01:12:11 UTC

...are you pickin' at another man's speech patterns? Really?

[Voice] doeswhatido June 1 2010, 10:27:09 UTC

N-No! I'm saying...you know, I should just ask what everyone's deal with saying "and he died" is. It's either passed on or moved on or something else to soften the blow like that.

[[Aaaand with that? He goes to ask.]]

[Voice] amagicalmystery June 1 2010, 10:56:24 UTC

A lot of folks are too weak to handle death, so they've got to dress it up a bit.

As for me, for storytelling it just sounds prettier.

Re: [voice] pfffft. darknessb4me June 1 2010, 05:00:45 UTC

Honey-lamb.

amagicalmystery June 1 2010, 10:51:56 UTC

Long story. "Son" offends him, y'see.

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