Sixteenth Whisper

[am_not_an_angel]

To any of the Hospital staff, could I have some bandages?

And to you City, where's your common sense?! You don't go around licking people, especially people you hardly know. That's just unsanitary! And just because your favorite flavor is strawberry doesn't mean you can go around and lick all the strawberry-flavored citizens!

Comments

[not_an_amateur]

Bandages? Are you hurt?! What happened?!?!

[am_not_an_angel]

Calm down, will you? It's nothing.

[not_an_amateur]

Please tell me what happened.

[am_not_an_angel]

A.B.A flailed too much when I was coloring her hair back and...well, her key slashed into my hand. It was an accident.

[not_an_amateur]

Let me bandage it. I'm well trained in field medicine.

[am_not_an_angel]

Are you sure?

[not_an_amateur]

Affirmative. I keep a first aid set in reach at all times.

[am_not_an_angel]

...All right.

[not_an_amateur]

Be more careful next time. Keep a close eye on your surroundings.

[am_not_an_angel]

Accidents happen.

[not_an_amateur]

They can be prevented.

[am_not_an_angel]

Then why don't we call it a coincidence, hm?

[not_an_amateur]

Coincidences are convenient. Unless you wished for me to tend a wound, then it was an accident.

[am_not_an_angel]

I didn't ask you for help.

[not_an_amateur]

That doesn't matter now. Allow me to see your wound before you become infected.

[am_not_an_angel]

Fine. I'm sure her key wasn't rusty at all, though.