018 ▌Accidentally Intentional Recording
[There is mostly some sort of noise of exclamation emanating from the bathroomy area of the flat the Doctor and Rose share. The device has been left on some magical flat surface in the kitchen, since neither of us knows how much furniture they actually have. It doesn't take long before the Doctor comes out of the bathroom, trousers on and towel draped over his shoulders, most of his torso, and totally covering his head. He's ostensibly drying his hair, rubbing the towel over his head like that.] There is no way this is a curse. Nope. Not that fast. Isn't that right, Mr.... Whatsyourname. Mr. Whatsyourname and Mrs. Whereveyougoneofftonow. Collective middle name of Stopeatingthat. Bunnies! Rose brings home bunnies. Not that I have a problem with bunnies. [At this point he is clearly avoiding stepping on rabbits just as much as he is clearly talking to the rabbits as he gets what he came to the kitchen for - a bowl of cocoa pebbles - assembled.] You're small and fluffy and right adorable - you're just not what I was expecting. I don't know what to do with rabbits. I've accidentally scared whatsyourname off to the other side of the flat twice today and both of you stopeatingthat's are going to ruin the wiring. Again. The first time it was my fault, but I've already told Rose it was you, so it looks like if you actually do do it, it'll be a trend. I'll be off the hook forever! There's some wiring a bit exposed if you can pull up the corner carpet in her room, I think. Have at it, Whereveyougoneofftonow. ...Wherever you actually are..
[At this point, he has his cereal all prepared and has started in on it, and just now spots the device, openly recording. There's a beat, and then he decides to just go with it. What the hell. He gets closer to it.] And you, Miss Rose Tyler, I know this- [He pulls the towel off his head and lets it rest around his shoulders, revealing very, very, not just-sort-of-brown hair, but ginger hair.] - was your doing.
[At this point, he has his cereal all prepared and has started in on it, and just now spots the device, openly recording. There's a beat, and then he decides to just go with it. What the hell. He gets closer to it.] And you, Miss Rose Tyler, I know this- [He pulls the towel off his head and lets it rest around his shoulders, revealing very, very, not just-sort-of-brown hair, but ginger hair.] - was your doing.