i seen him ;; in my dreams ♥
♥ hey pplz! well i just woke up and i figured id update, and i have something to say
BROWNIES!haha!
i made brownies yesterday and i didnt burn them yay for me !
well this morning started off dad waking me up ( good thing it was almost 1:00)
and he got on my bad side this morning , lol, im all good now
and then brittany called me to see if i wanted to go swimming and i couldnt cuz its fathers day. she totally forgot( haha see how i used totally lol)
my brother is back but he's outside with his friend , unfortunaly . OMG! you should see that dudes car! its awesome! gawd! ud kill for it , i think its a mitubishi(sp) eclipse , as what my dad says. its red. just like my stapler lol. officespace!
well now tim is still outside and im listening to fall out boy . DANCE, DANCE , i love that song. my favorite song NOW is a little less sixteen candles a little more 'touch me' XD its the best. VAMPIRE PETE.
i think imma put some jokes on here :D
[A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.
Mom said, 'Sure, sweetie. I'll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?'
'Uh, oh yeah, OK,' responded the kid.
So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.
When she gets back, Dad asked, 'Well how much did you give the boy this time?
Mom said, 'Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000'
'That's $1020!!!' yelled Dad, 'Are you crazy???'
'Don't worry hon,' Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, 'I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19!']
You're A Teacher If...
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."
You believe chocolate is a food group.
You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.
When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know to correct their behavior.
You have no life between August to June.
When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
You believe in aerial Prozac spraying.
You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.
You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."
You want to choke a person when they say "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."
Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"
well tims here and imma get off here cyall l8er
♥HANNAH&&MICHAEL♥
and someone give me a ring* ill be here , maybe if im not going to the moviesXD
BROWNIES!haha!
i made brownies yesterday and i didnt burn them yay for me !
well this morning started off dad waking me up ( good thing it was almost 1:00)
and he got on my bad side this morning , lol, im all good now
and then brittany called me to see if i wanted to go swimming and i couldnt cuz its fathers day. she totally forgot( haha see how i used totally lol)
my brother is back but he's outside with his friend , unfortunaly . OMG! you should see that dudes car! its awesome! gawd! ud kill for it , i think its a mitubishi(sp) eclipse , as what my dad says. its red. just like my stapler lol. officespace!
well now tim is still outside and im listening to fall out boy . DANCE, DANCE , i love that song. my favorite song NOW is a little less sixteen candles a little more 'touch me' XD its the best. VAMPIRE PETE.
i think imma put some jokes on here :D
[A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.
Mom said, 'Sure, sweetie. I'll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?'
'Uh, oh yeah, OK,' responded the kid.
So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.
When she gets back, Dad asked, 'Well how much did you give the boy this time?
Mom said, 'Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000'
'That's $1020!!!' yelled Dad, 'Are you crazy???'
'Don't worry hon,' Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, 'I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19!']
You're A Teacher If...
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."
You believe chocolate is a food group.
You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.
When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know to correct their behavior.
You have no life between August to June.
When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
You believe in aerial Prozac spraying.
You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.
You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."
You want to choke a person when they say "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."
Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"
well tims here and imma get off here cyall l8er
♥HANNAH&&MICHAEL♥
and someone give me a ring* ill be here , maybe if im not going to the moviesXD