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“Zomg Brenny Bear Baby Balloon, why do you have such a huge bootylicious posterior?” Ryan asked while passing Brendon during lunch.
“I don’t know Ryshizzle Fruitcake, why are you so emo?” he responded. Ryan immediately burst into tears and offered to give Brendon a blowjob right in the cafeteria, to which he accepted. William Beckett walked past and rested his hands on his extremely girly hips.
“Everyone’s invited to a sleepover at my house tonight,” he announced. Brent scoffed at him, and everyone else took in a collective gasp. “Oooh gurl, no you didn't!” William exclaimed. Ryan burst into tears.
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That night at William’s party the whole cheerleading squad showed up as well as Ryan, Brendon, Brent, Jon the pervy gym teacher, Pete the pervyer janitor, Spencer (even though principals should not be allowed at sleepovers), and Santa and his reindeer Prancer. They all decided to play naked twister.
“Brenny Bear Baby Balloon, get your huge bootylicious posterior out of my face,” Joe complained.
“I can’t help it!” Brendon exclaimed. Ryan immediately offered to suck someone’s dick. Oli agreed immediately and they went into the closet, eventually having rough sweaty closet sex unbeknownst to Brent. When they came out Spencer pranced over, immediately grabbed Ryan’s foot, and started painting his toe nails. Brendon was jumping around like a little girl and exclaimed
“Yo momma’s so dumb a school bus drove by and she yelled ‘Catch that Twinkie!’” Everyone groaned in unison at his stupid joke.
“Oh my god you guys, I’m gonna show you why I was the Macarena champion of 1997!” Jon yelled and turned on the Macarena theme song. Ryan started crying and sucked off Santa.
“Zomg, this is my favorite song!” Brendon yelled.
“Mine too!” said Pete and they started jumping up and down crying and hugging. Eventually they ended up having sex. Jon started doing the Macarena. When that song was done a song called “Fucking on the Dance Floor” started. Everyone in the house stood up and did a choreographed dance. When that was done Ryan was feeling emo so he started singing.
“And I can’t make it on my owwwwwwn! Because my heart is in Ohiooooooo! So cut my wrists and black my eyessssss!” Then he offered to give someone a blow job because he said “I.”
“I don’t know Ryshizzle Fruitcake, why are you so emo?” he responded. Ryan immediately burst into tears and offered to give Brendon a blowjob right in the cafeteria, to which he accepted. William Beckett walked past and rested his hands on his extremely girly hips.
“Everyone’s invited to a sleepover at my house tonight,” he announced. Brent scoffed at him, and everyone else took in a collective gasp. “Oooh gurl, no you didn't!” William exclaimed. Ryan burst into tears.
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That night at William’s party the whole cheerleading squad showed up as well as Ryan, Brendon, Brent, Jon the pervy gym teacher, Pete the pervyer janitor, Spencer (even though principals should not be allowed at sleepovers), and Santa and his reindeer Prancer. They all decided to play naked twister.
“Brenny Bear Baby Balloon, get your huge bootylicious posterior out of my face,” Joe complained.
“I can’t help it!” Brendon exclaimed. Ryan immediately offered to suck someone’s dick. Oli agreed immediately and they went into the closet, eventually having rough sweaty closet sex unbeknownst to Brent. When they came out Spencer pranced over, immediately grabbed Ryan’s foot, and started painting his toe nails. Brendon was jumping around like a little girl and exclaimed
“Yo momma’s so dumb a school bus drove by and she yelled ‘Catch that Twinkie!’” Everyone groaned in unison at his stupid joke.
“Oh my god you guys, I’m gonna show you why I was the Macarena champion of 1997!” Jon yelled and turned on the Macarena theme song. Ryan started crying and sucked off Santa.
“Zomg, this is my favorite song!” Brendon yelled.
“Mine too!” said Pete and they started jumping up and down crying and hugging. Eventually they ended up having sex. Jon started doing the Macarena. When that song was done a song called “Fucking on the Dance Floor” started. Everyone in the house stood up and did a choreographed dance. When that was done Ryan was feeling emo so he started singing.
“And I can’t make it on my owwwwwwn! Because my heart is in Ohiooooooo! So cut my wrists and black my eyessssss!” Then he offered to give someone a blow job because he said “I.”