18 Reasons why I'm cool by Heather B

Mar 26, 2004 10:01

18. I am short

17. I smoke the cheeba (Well, not really but ok)

16. I'm a partier (And I miss those btw...we should find one soon)

15. My true love is alcohol (Sorry, Andrew)

14. She isn't gay

I like Family Guy (what number was this?)

13. I have the free food hookups (I do? Where?)

12. I drive a Kia (yeah...hopefully not for long!)

11. I get all the Andrews

10. I didn't lose my virginity on a pile of dirty laundry (True dat!)

9. I live in a pile of dirty laundry (no, it's all clean clothes)

8. I am Jewish (Never been called cool for that)

7. I told a cop I was smokin the Cheeba (fun times)

6. I hate Jimmy (no, I hate the way Michelle is when Jimmy is here)

5. I eat pizza with ranch

4. I never reply to text messages (no, not when I'm DRIVING...well sometimes)

3. My friends send me 18 text messages of why I'm so cool

2. I'm in the cool club

1 1/2. I'm rich

1. I'm friends with HB

So there you go. I'm cool.
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