BWB kids-- only you will understand
This was stolen from/created with Ashley Turner.
And I stole it form Brian... it was too good not to steal..
..1 Getting sent to the princpal usually means you have done something AWESOME.
..2 Bee stings, splinters and concussions are everyday occurances. Go see the nurse, you'll be all better.
..3 You will never have the coolest collection on 100 day if you bring in 100 Q-tips. EVERY YEAR.
..4 Always commence meeting at The Big Rock before making further decisions.
..5 Wait in line: 20 minutes. 4 seconds spinning around on the tire swing: priceless.
..6 The metal playground is for sissies.
..7 Always refer to the equipment by its proper names "Cheese ball" "Hamburger" "Spirally slide" "pirate ship"
..8 You dont get AIDS, aides gets you.
..9 When playing capture the flag/medica always fight to the death to be the team with the bright orange shirts.
..10 Smashing your head at full speed and them toppling down a flight of steps in no cause for concern.
..11 Always seek help from the little asian lady.
..12 Going up the slide is ALWAYS better than going down. Especially when others are going down too. Sliding down the slide is WEAK.
..13 The cool kids always played on the pirate ship.
..14 The art room is the music room.
..15 When in doubt of your location, look the paintings.
..15 The best classes involved building with noodles and toothpicks.
..16 A little dab will do 'ya.
..17 3rd recess must be cherished and honored above all.
..18 You can measure a person's worth by the yo-yo they hold, the beanie baby they hug and the tamagotchi they raise.
..19 Always hate the black top.
..20 Gimp isnt just for camopers.
..21 Do not roll down the hill after "lunch recess."
..22 Tunneling is always ALWAYS welcome.
..23 Stuck in the mud>Freeze tag>Regular tag.
..24 We dont play in sandboxes, we play in sandpits.
..25 The coolest janitor is and always will be... Mr. T.
..26 Retired teachers have a secret bowling alley and swimming pool in the attic.
..27 Male teachers? What are those?
..28 If you know the history of Ancient Egypt then you are all set. That's all you need.
..29 Field day is an observed national holiday.
..30 Fire safety means plastic hats.
..31 There are no minorities. Ever.
..32 At some point you will fall alseep on the bus and miss your stop.
..33 And the ONE Jewish kid ALWAYS brought in latkes and they were SOOO GOOOOD
..34 The last week before Christmas break was December-Holidays-Other-Than-Christmas week.
..35 The book fair is the holy land.
And I stole it form Brian... it was too good not to steal..
..1 Getting sent to the princpal usually means you have done something AWESOME.
..2 Bee stings, splinters and concussions are everyday occurances. Go see the nurse, you'll be all better.
..3 You will never have the coolest collection on 100 day if you bring in 100 Q-tips. EVERY YEAR.
..4 Always commence meeting at The Big Rock before making further decisions.
..5 Wait in line: 20 minutes. 4 seconds spinning around on the tire swing: priceless.
..6 The metal playground is for sissies.
..7 Always refer to the equipment by its proper names "Cheese ball" "Hamburger" "Spirally slide" "pirate ship"
..8 You dont get AIDS, aides gets you.
..9 When playing capture the flag/medica always fight to the death to be the team with the bright orange shirts.
..10 Smashing your head at full speed and them toppling down a flight of steps in no cause for concern.
..11 Always seek help from the little asian lady.
..12 Going up the slide is ALWAYS better than going down. Especially when others are going down too. Sliding down the slide is WEAK.
..13 The cool kids always played on the pirate ship.
..14 The art room is the music room.
..15 When in doubt of your location, look the paintings.
..15 The best classes involved building with noodles and toothpicks.
..16 A little dab will do 'ya.
..17 3rd recess must be cherished and honored above all.
..18 You can measure a person's worth by the yo-yo they hold, the beanie baby they hug and the tamagotchi they raise.
..19 Always hate the black top.
..20 Gimp isnt just for camopers.
..21 Do not roll down the hill after "lunch recess."
..22 Tunneling is always ALWAYS welcome.
..23 Stuck in the mud>Freeze tag>Regular tag.
..24 We dont play in sandboxes, we play in sandpits.
..25 The coolest janitor is and always will be... Mr. T.
..26 Retired teachers have a secret bowling alley and swimming pool in the attic.
..27 Male teachers? What are those?
..28 If you know the history of Ancient Egypt then you are all set. That's all you need.
..29 Field day is an observed national holiday.
..30 Fire safety means plastic hats.
..31 There are no minorities. Ever.
..32 At some point you will fall alseep on the bus and miss your stop.
..33 And the ONE Jewish kid ALWAYS brought in latkes and they were SOOO GOOOOD
..34 The last week before Christmas break was December-Holidays-Other-Than-Christmas week.
..35 The book fair is the holy land.