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You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
You're Bikini Atoll!
You once believed that your biggest concern would be a shark attack. Now
you know just how much more destructive humans can be than any other creature. While you
don't like mushrooms, you've had to eat so many of them that it's become almost a way of
life. Exiled from your home and forced to wait for someone to clean it up, you've become
bitter but remain powerless. Most people like to gawk at those who share your
name.
Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
You're Vietnam!
After years of muddling through on your own, you've finally repaired
yourself to a point of respectability. You would have been much better off had
people you didn't like not kept insisting on spending so much time with you. But
those times are fading quickly and these days you're pretty sure you won't get burned.
Star power!
Take
the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
You're a Groundhog!
While you'd probably prefer to stay in bed and sleep through winters,
people keep pestering you to wake up and make wild predictions about the future.
Though they'll treat you nicely for a brief part of the year, most people seem
to disrespect you the rest of the time, unafraid of disrupting your living
situation or ignoring you altogether. You really love basements. Of all things,
you're afraid of your own shadow!
Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
that one's especially great because it says I love basements