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i've been talking to shawn for a while. and if i were cool, i'd link to his journal, but i'm not so i wont.
we were talking about pictures of ourselves. i hate pictures of me. one picture of me can ruin my entire evening. it can make me feel like the lowest form of shit on your shoe.
and i've decided that it sucks that pictures always focus on faces.
see, i'm not horse-faced ugly. but i'm not really cute either.
i've got a big nose.
i have funny bulgy eyes.
pictures just dont work for my face.
but why cant we take pictures of things that do work?
i have really nice calves. why can't i just take a picture of my calves to send back home?
or how about my boobs, they're pretty nice.
why not mail grandma a boob shot for christmas? "thanks for the card grandma, here's a recent picture for your fridge, love, alysn"
why the fuck not, eh?
damn society.
we were talking about pictures of ourselves. i hate pictures of me. one picture of me can ruin my entire evening. it can make me feel like the lowest form of shit on your shoe.
and i've decided that it sucks that pictures always focus on faces.
see, i'm not horse-faced ugly. but i'm not really cute either.
i've got a big nose.
i have funny bulgy eyes.
pictures just dont work for my face.
but why cant we take pictures of things that do work?
i have really nice calves. why can't i just take a picture of my calves to send back home?
or how about my boobs, they're pretty nice.
why not mail grandma a boob shot for christmas? "thanks for the card grandma, here's a recent picture for your fridge, love, alysn"
why the fuck not, eh?
damn society.