Cracky meme
I spotted this on Skeren's IJ and just couldn't resist the sheer crack.
1. Cloud
2. Zack
3. Vincent
4. Cid
5. Aeris
6. Sephiroth
7. Reno
8. Rude
9. Tseng
10. Tifa
11. Barrett
12. Nanaki
1. Have you ever read a Sephiroth(6)/Barrett(11) fic? Do you want to?
No! No! Definitely not! *shudder*
2. Do you think Cid(4) is hot? How hot?
Yes, definitely. Not his English voice, though.
3. What would happen if Nanaki(12) got Rude(8) pregnant?
Carnage. Many people would die and brains would melt. Mine may be headed that way now.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Tseng(9)?
Yeah, I like Tseng/Reno pretty well so I have several I could rec.
5. Would Zack(2) and Sephiroth(6) make a good couple?
Definitely. Though Seph may be pushed to drink before the first week is over.
6. Aeris(5)/Tseng(9) or Aeris(5)/Tifa(10)? Why?
Wow, choices choices. This is really hard since I could see (and enjoy) both. I'd have to say Aeris/Tseng, though. He worked really hard to protect her from Hojo and she could get him to lighten up.
7. What would happen if Reno(7) walked in on Zack(2) and Nanaki(12) having sex?
Go and get VERY drunk in an attempt to burn the image from his head. Zack would probably just shrug and continue.
8. Make up a summary for a Vincent(3)/Tifa(10) fic.
The sideways glances were coming more frequently, they just can't seem to keep their eyes off one another. They'd never even seen it coming.
9. Is there any such thing as Cloud(1)/Rude(8) fluff?
In this fandom, there is fluff and smut for EVERYTHING. I have no doubt that, somewhere, there is fluff for this, too.
10. Suggest a title for a Reno(7)/Nanaki(12) hurt/comfort fic.
Crossing Boundaries (I'm giggling all while writing this one.)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Cid(4) to deflower Cloud(1)?
Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Reno(7) slash?
Doesn't everyone?
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Vincent(3) het?
Um...I don't know. There's probably a Vincent/Lucrecia around somewhere.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Barrett(11)?
I think I've seen the odd sketch.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Zack(2)/Cid(4)/Aeris(5)?
*snicker* Probably Icedark.
16. What might Tifa(10) scream at a moment of great passion?
Probably threats. Lord help her partner if they were to stop for any reason.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Rude(8), which song would you choose?
Overrated - Three Days Grace
18. If you wrote a Cloud(1)/Sephiroth(6)/Nanaki(12) fic, what would the warnings be?
Crack, Squick, best, not work safe
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Zack(2) to use on Tifa(10)?
Hey baby, come here often?
He'd probably say it with all seriousness in HER bar.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Aeris(5)?
A few months ago. I've been caught up in other characters.
21. What is Sephiroth(6)'s super-sekrit kink?
Public sex
22. Would Barrett(11) shag Tseng(9)? Drunk or sober?
Drunk. Very drunk. On the verge of alcohol poisoning drunk.
23. If Vincent(3) and Reno(7) get together, who tops?
I'd say it would probably switch off.
24. "Cloud(1) and Tseng(9) are in a happy relationship until Tseng(9) suddenly runs off with Cid(4). Cloud(1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Barrett(11) and a brief unhappy affair with Nanaki(12), then follows the wise advice of Aeris(5) and finds true love with Vincent(3)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
The Cluster Fuck
As much as my f-list likes crack, I think the appropriate question is, who wouldn't?
25. How would you feel if Reno(7)/Rude(8) was canon?
Isn't it already? Maybe I'd wish Tseng would join in.
1. Cloud (FFVII)
2. Duo (Gundam Wing)
3. Xander (BTVS)
4. Zack (FF7)
5. Sora (KH)
6. Spike (BTVS/Angel)
7. Sasuke (Naruto)
8. Harry (HP)
9. Edward (FMA)
10. Ayumu (Spiral)
11. Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz)
12. Gojyo (Saiyuki)
1. Have you ever read a Spike(6)/Schuldig(11) fic? Do you want to?
Oh hell yes. Someone please write this!
2. Do you think Zack(4) is hot? How hot?
yum, just...yum.
3. What would happen if Gojyo(12) got Harry(8) pregnant?
They'd probably kill Neville for the potions accident.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Edward(9)?
Yep, not as many as I'd like, but yes.
5. Would Duo(2) and Spike(6) make a good couple?
Scary. Very very scary. The world may not survive.
6. Sora(5)/Edward(9) or Sora(5)/Ayumu(10)? Why?
Sora/Ayumu because if he was with Edward he wouldn't live very long. Edward would kill him after the first round of teasing.
7. What would happen if Sasuke(7) walked in on Duo(2) and Gojyo(12) having sex?
Probably stare in disbelief at just how many kinks could be brought in on one bought of sex.
8. Make up a summary for a Xander(3)/Ayumu(10) fic.
They needed a normality their lives denied them. They found it in each other.
9. Is there any such thing as Cloud(1)/Harry(8) fluff?
Yes, I've read it.
10. Suggest a title for a Sasuke(7)/Gojyo(12) hurt/comfort fic.
The Unwanted
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Zack(4) to deflower Cloud(1)?
Do you really need one? Hmm...sore muscles and a massage after a hard day of training.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Sasuke(7) slash?
Yep, several.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Xander(3) het?
It's a secret pleasure if they do, cause I've never seen it.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Schuldig(11)?
A few.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Duo(2)/Zack(4)/Sora(5)?
Most likely. lol.
16. What might Ayumu(10) scream at a moment of great passion?
Not anything that could be deciphered with any known language. lol.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Harry(8), which song would you choose?
Oh lord, how could I choose? So. Many. Choices!
18. If you wrote a Cloud(1)/Spike(6)/Gojyo(12) fic, what would the warnings be?
reluctant consent, angst, blood play, not work safe
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Duo(2) to use on Ayumu(10)?
Nice job on defusing that bomb, would like me to help you improve your technique?
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Sora(5)?
2 months ago.
21. What is Spike(6)'s super-sekrit kink?
Wanting to be completely dominated.
22. Would Schuldig(11) shag Edward(9)? Drunk or sober?
Either, though the amount of angst would probably drown them both.
23. If Xander(3) and Sasuke(7) get together, who tops?
Sasuke, no doubt. Xander is such a bottom boy.
24. "Cloud(1) and Edward(9) are in a happy relationship until Edward(9) suddenly runs off with Zack(4). Cloud(1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Schuldig(11) and a brief unhappy affair with Gojyo(12), then follows the wise advice of Sora(5) and finds true love with Xander(3)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Needing Normal
I'm not sure there is anyone who could handle the sheer mind fuck that this story would be.
25. How would you feel if Sasuke(7)/Harry(8) was canon?
Overjoyed. Though the angst would be nearly overwhelming.
1. Cloud
2. Zack
3. Vincent
4. Cid
5. Aeris
6. Sephiroth
7. Reno
8. Rude
9. Tseng
10. Tifa
11. Barrett
12. Nanaki
1. Have you ever read a Sephiroth(6)/Barrett(11) fic? Do you want to?
No! No! Definitely not! *shudder*
2. Do you think Cid(4) is hot? How hot?
Yes, definitely. Not his English voice, though.
3. What would happen if Nanaki(12) got Rude(8) pregnant?
Carnage. Many people would die and brains would melt. Mine may be headed that way now.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Tseng(9)?
Yeah, I like Tseng/Reno pretty well so I have several I could rec.
5. Would Zack(2) and Sephiroth(6) make a good couple?
Definitely. Though Seph may be pushed to drink before the first week is over.
6. Aeris(5)/Tseng(9) or Aeris(5)/Tifa(10)? Why?
Wow, choices choices. This is really hard since I could see (and enjoy) both. I'd have to say Aeris/Tseng, though. He worked really hard to protect her from Hojo and she could get him to lighten up.
7. What would happen if Reno(7) walked in on Zack(2) and Nanaki(12) having sex?
Go and get VERY drunk in an attempt to burn the image from his head. Zack would probably just shrug and continue.
8. Make up a summary for a Vincent(3)/Tifa(10) fic.
The sideways glances were coming more frequently, they just can't seem to keep their eyes off one another. They'd never even seen it coming.
9. Is there any such thing as Cloud(1)/Rude(8) fluff?
In this fandom, there is fluff and smut for EVERYTHING. I have no doubt that, somewhere, there is fluff for this, too.
10. Suggest a title for a Reno(7)/Nanaki(12) hurt/comfort fic.
Crossing Boundaries (I'm giggling all while writing this one.)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Cid(4) to deflower Cloud(1)?
Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Reno(7) slash?
Doesn't everyone?
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Vincent(3) het?
Um...I don't know. There's probably a Vincent/Lucrecia around somewhere.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Barrett(11)?
I think I've seen the odd sketch.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Zack(2)/Cid(4)/Aeris(5)?
*snicker* Probably Icedark.
16. What might Tifa(10) scream at a moment of great passion?
Probably threats. Lord help her partner if they were to stop for any reason.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Rude(8), which song would you choose?
Overrated - Three Days Grace
18. If you wrote a Cloud(1)/Sephiroth(6)/Nanaki(12) fic, what would the warnings be?
Crack, Squick, best, not work safe
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Zack(2) to use on Tifa(10)?
Hey baby, come here often?
He'd probably say it with all seriousness in HER bar.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Aeris(5)?
A few months ago. I've been caught up in other characters.
21. What is Sephiroth(6)'s super-sekrit kink?
Public sex
22. Would Barrett(11) shag Tseng(9)? Drunk or sober?
Drunk. Very drunk. On the verge of alcohol poisoning drunk.
23. If Vincent(3) and Reno(7) get together, who tops?
I'd say it would probably switch off.
24. "Cloud(1) and Tseng(9) are in a happy relationship until Tseng(9) suddenly runs off with Cid(4). Cloud(1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Barrett(11) and a brief unhappy affair with Nanaki(12), then follows the wise advice of Aeris(5) and finds true love with Vincent(3)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
The Cluster Fuck
As much as my f-list likes crack, I think the appropriate question is, who wouldn't?
25. How would you feel if Reno(7)/Rude(8) was canon?
Isn't it already? Maybe I'd wish Tseng would join in.
1. Cloud (FFVII)
2. Duo (Gundam Wing)
3. Xander (BTVS)
4. Zack (FF7)
5. Sora (KH)
6. Spike (BTVS/Angel)
7. Sasuke (Naruto)
8. Harry (HP)
9. Edward (FMA)
10. Ayumu (Spiral)
11. Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz)
12. Gojyo (Saiyuki)
1. Have you ever read a Spike(6)/Schuldig(11) fic? Do you want to?
Oh hell yes. Someone please write this!
2. Do you think Zack(4) is hot? How hot?
yum, just...yum.
3. What would happen if Gojyo(12) got Harry(8) pregnant?
They'd probably kill Neville for the potions accident.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Edward(9)?
Yep, not as many as I'd like, but yes.
5. Would Duo(2) and Spike(6) make a good couple?
Scary. Very very scary. The world may not survive.
6. Sora(5)/Edward(9) or Sora(5)/Ayumu(10)? Why?
Sora/Ayumu because if he was with Edward he wouldn't live very long. Edward would kill him after the first round of teasing.
7. What would happen if Sasuke(7) walked in on Duo(2) and Gojyo(12) having sex?
Probably stare in disbelief at just how many kinks could be brought in on one bought of sex.
8. Make up a summary for a Xander(3)/Ayumu(10) fic.
They needed a normality their lives denied them. They found it in each other.
9. Is there any such thing as Cloud(1)/Harry(8) fluff?
Yes, I've read it.
10. Suggest a title for a Sasuke(7)/Gojyo(12) hurt/comfort fic.
The Unwanted
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Zack(4) to deflower Cloud(1)?
Do you really need one? Hmm...sore muscles and a massage after a hard day of training.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Sasuke(7) slash?
Yep, several.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Xander(3) het?
It's a secret pleasure if they do, cause I've never seen it.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Schuldig(11)?
A few.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Duo(2)/Zack(4)/Sora(5)?
Most likely. lol.
16. What might Ayumu(10) scream at a moment of great passion?
Not anything that could be deciphered with any known language. lol.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Harry(8), which song would you choose?
Oh lord, how could I choose? So. Many. Choices!
18. If you wrote a Cloud(1)/Spike(6)/Gojyo(12) fic, what would the warnings be?
reluctant consent, angst, blood play, not work safe
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Duo(2) to use on Ayumu(10)?
Nice job on defusing that bomb, would like me to help you improve your technique?
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Sora(5)?
2 months ago.
21. What is Spike(6)'s super-sekrit kink?
Wanting to be completely dominated.
22. Would Schuldig(11) shag Edward(9)? Drunk or sober?
Either, though the amount of angst would probably drown them both.
23. If Xander(3) and Sasuke(7) get together, who tops?
Sasuke, no doubt. Xander is such a bottom boy.
24. "Cloud(1) and Edward(9) are in a happy relationship until Edward(9) suddenly runs off with Zack(4). Cloud(1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Schuldig(11) and a brief unhappy affair with Gojyo(12), then follows the wise advice of Sora(5) and finds true love with Xander(3)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Needing Normal
I'm not sure there is anyone who could handle the sheer mind fuck that this story would be.
25. How would you feel if Sasuke(7)/Harry(8) was canon?
Overjoyed. Though the angst would be nearly overwhelming.