Le Liban

[alycat12]

"You can't compare Beirut to Cairo." said the Lebanese Immigration Officer.
"Well, how about Beirut to Istanbul?" I asked.

"You can't compare Beirut to Heaven."

I would have saved a lot time and worry if I had known that 25 Lira was all it took to get me into The Promise Land.

Beirut fucking

Comments

[_unkosher]

I'm here, so I think the question is, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[alycat12]

GET ON MSN NOW

[patricknothing]

loved that post... loved it

[eitheroranyway]

i love the way you tell stories.

and i <3 sheesha. so if you're ever in austin, i own my own hookah, so we can smoke it together.

and yes..d.efniatlly more shoes....and a pair for me. hahah! lord knows i need more heels.

[alycat12]

NO. if you're ever in town, you HAVE TO come smoke sheesha/nargile with me. I own two of the most GLORIOUS sheeshas in the world...one from egypt, one from turkey. They are really HOT. And HUGE.

I just bought enough egyptian tobacco to last me a year. I swear I smoke at least twice a day here. I'm lighting up 10 minutes after I get home.

We'll be sheesha buddies. I can teach you all the hot tricks. You can be my sex slave.

Deal?

[eitheroranyway]

i wanst so sure until that last line...

now i'm convinced!

its a deal, hahaha.

(ok...either way, whenever any of us is in each other's town, we call each other and shmoke sheesha, haha)

[atrueamazon]

wells wells.

thanks for quenching my thirst for dirty stories. sounds like th partying from oriental overthetop heaven.
and while i have yet to learn resolve with psycho men who cant take a good one night stand for all its beautiful final beauty, i commend you.
ps. that was hot.

[tbrew87]

you are ridiculous
and i miss you
and i wish i was there
but hey
i ate mushrooms in panama
so i'm crazy too, right?
i fucking love you alyface.

[alycat12]

I miss you more than simit and cay.
When are you going to New York?