the tv is broke
killherxcalibur: man i had some weird dreams yesterday
youngblade85: what about
killherxcalibur: i have like 50 dreams a night
killherxcalibur: one of the more vivid ones was this bus trip
killherxcalibur: it was like high school again
killherxcalibur: and it was like we were going to dc or something
killherxcalibur: but i was sitting on the bus with like
killherxcalibur: you
killherxcalibur: kirk
killherxcalibur: mike
killherxcalibur: taypotter
youngblade85: right
killherxcalibur: and like all these kids i knew
killherxcalibur: and we were ruckusing people out the windows and stuff
youngblade85: haha
killherxcalibur: and out the back door of the bus
killherxcalibur: and then i started helping tink study or something
killherxcalibur: for a french class or something
killherxcalibur: and then her hair got all short and i started making out with her... then everyone on the bus was laughing really loud and i was like is this a dream? and everyone was like "YES!"
killherxcalibur: then the bus stopped at a circus
killherxalibur: and everyone went inside
youngblade85: haha
killherxcalibur: and before i even got off the bus everyone got back on
youngblade85: was that it?
killherxcalibur: and then it turned into this like crazy ninja dream
youngblade85: hahah, so wierd
killherxcalibur: and
killherxcalibur: first
killherxcalibur: like when i got off the bus
killherxcalibur: we were at the circus but it was like WWF style
killherxcalibur: and i was like this shit is so fake.. and if its not then its easy as a bitch
killherxcalibur: and they were like .. fine.. then you wrestle hulk hogan and two of the best female wrestlers
killherxcalibur: and if you can out choke them
killherxcalibur: you win
youngblade85: hahahah
killherxcalibur: and i choked out the two chicks
killherxcalibur: in like 10 seconds
killherxcalibur: then i was head to head with hogan
killherxcalibur: and i was like
killherxcalibur: YOURE OVER IT HOGAN
killherxcalibur: and snarling and shit
youngblade85: hahaha
killherxcalibur: and i beat him
killherxcalibur: and they hired me
killherxcalibur: and i did all these matches and won and shit
youngblade85: hahah, that rules
killherxcalibur: and for some reason in the dreams whenever i won a match id be naked and all these hot ass chicks would be staring at me naked and finally i was like... "i get paid so much money... i dont care if you stare at my dick"
killherxcalibur: and then i went after that match
killherxcalibur: to this back room
killherxcalibur: where i was about to shower or something
killherxcalibur: and a guy was like ... master theres been an intruder
killherxcalibur: and this is the ninja part
killherxcalibur: and like
killherxcalibur: i was the fucking most bad as stealth ninja
killherxcalibur: shinobi style
killherxcalibur: with a big red cape
killherxcalibur: and i was in this mansion
youngblade85: hahaahah, oh god
killherxcalibur: and i fought off this fuckin monster and i was jumping all over the fucking walls
killherxcalibur: it was so sick
killherxcalibur: he was throwing ninja stars
killherxcalibur: and i was slicing them with the sword
killherxcalibur: and i could actually feel all the jumping
youngblade85: blade
killherxcalibur: and slicing and shit
killherxcalibur: it was so sick
youngblade85: dude, thats so rad
youngblade85: imagine if you could film your dreams,and watch them the enxt day
killherxcalibur: and
killherxcalibur: wait this part is so good
killherxcalibur: the monster
killherxcalibur: i had to stab him like 5 times in the eye or something.... i think it was from a real video game
killherxcalibur: and
killherxcalibur: after that
killherxcalibur: he was like... now if you want to become a real ninja you must pass these tests
killherxcalibur: and he whipped out some like make shift 1v1 mario game
youngblade85: bhahahahah
killherxcalibur: where you sit on each side of the screen
killherxcalibur: and control the game
killherxcalibur: with your toes and you race from one end to the other
killherxcalibur: and he was fucking working me
killherxcalibur: and i was like FUCK THIS
youngblade85: hahaha
killherxcalibur: YOU FUCKING CHEATER
killherxcalibur: and i fucked him up and stabbed him while he was racing to the end
killherxcalibur: and he died in the mario game
killherxcalibur: and i was like... I WIN.
youngblade85: bhahahahahha
youngblade85: so awesome
killherxcalibur: and then the dream kinda faded out
youngblade85: nice
killherxcalibur: ya