seventh ♘ voice

[alwaysreturned]

If you're wanting to eat them without drying and sorts, s'best to put the apples some place cold. They're already ripe, but they go bad quicker if you leave them out in the open bit more than half if warm.

[He cleared his throat.] And save the seeds, course. [Another clearing of his throat.]

Er.  It's maddening sitting about without much to do. '

Comments

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles]

[hey Ron hey hey hey Ron guess who's here to annoy the shit out of you]

Oh wow, thanks for that brilliant piece of knowledge! "Food needs to be kept cold if you don't want it to go bad". There's no way any of us could have figured that out on our own even though it's completely fucking obvious.

So what's quid itch?

[audio]

[alwaysreturned]

Shut it you.

I shouldn't have to go telling you if you don't know. [He likes Nepeta :| he does not like you, Vriska,]

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles]

But I'm curious! Maybe it's actually cool.

[audio]

[alwaysreturned]

It's way more wicked then the rest of the sports I've been told about now.

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles]

Prove it!

[audio]

[alwaysreturned]

We don't have racing brooms or the proper equipment to play about here.

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles]

What the fuck is a racing broom.

[audio]

[alwaysreturned]

A flying broomstick, course.. There's different types. The Firebolt's the fastest broom in the world, goes a hundred-and-fifty miles an hour within ten seconds.

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles]

Seriously?

You need to get some of those here! That sounds almost as cool as my rocket boots. Aaaaaaaalmost.

[audio]

[alwaysreturned]

Sure, only one problem. We don't have the stuff for it.

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles]

So find it in the junkyard, dumbass!

[audio]

[alwaysreturned]

[Ron snorted.] Would've done that ages ago if it were that easy.

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles]

Oh, fine! I'm there every day looking for a recuperacoon, so maybe I'll find one of these brooms and keep it for myself!

[audio]

[alwaysreturned]

[Raising a brow.] Good luck with that.

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles]

Man, it'll be so much fun, flying around playing quid itch and not letting you have a turn! Maaaaaaaaybe if you're nice I'll let you use it for a few minutes.

[audio]

[alwaysreturned]

You don't even know how to play quidditch and you can't do it by yourself.