fourth ♘ video [forward dated to three days from now]

[alwaysreturned]

[The video cuts onto a chess board. Chipped and missing a piece of two that have been momentarily replaced with scraps of items, the board is set up a threatening battle of black having the King cornered.]

Bit boring playing it like this, but it gets the job done.

[The video-feed moves to now show the speaker and Ron's got the smug sort of smirk on

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[bestestfurrend]

Oooh is it a game? I want to purrlay! But you'll have to tell me how.

[alwaysreturned]

Yeah, that's right. [Purrlay? Well Naruto said weird stuff, and he's just not gonna think about it right now.] S'not so hard to do, I've never really taught someone but suppose I can try.

[bestestfurrend]

Then I would really furry much like to try!

[alwaysreturned]

Erm, alright. [Furry. What is this even.] Wanna meet up some place?

[bestestfurrend]

Yup yup! [What does he mean, THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL. If you're a troll and your name is Nepeta.] But you'll have to tell me where beclaws I've only been here a short time and don't know the purrlace furry well yet.

[alwaysreturned]

[ NO. No it is not, ever. He's just completely bewildered by you, Nepeta.] Right, er, I'll ask someone about a good place... Are you trying to be some sort of mental cat or something?

[bestestfurrend]

Okay! Let me know!

Oh yes, I like being a kitty, but not a mental one! A furrocious one! What's a mental cat anyway? One with mind control powers?

[alwaysreturned]

Maybe just some place outside'd do.

[So this girl thinks she's a cat... Even more mental than Luna.] Cats can't mind control. S'just means, yknow, mental. Not in a right state.

[bestestfurrend]

Uh huh! I like it outside. As long as the sun isn't up!

[She was raised by a cat, give her a break. Not that he knows that...] They might be able to! You nefur know. And hey, that's mean! [She's frowning at you, mister.]

[alwaysreturned]

Bit hard to play chess in the dark.

[Nope. Which would only add on to how mental she is, mind.] Best I've seen is Hermione's cat, Crookshanks. [Oh. This is the tact thing Hermione is talking about.] You asked.

[bestestfurrend]

Oh, that's right, humans can't see in the dark... Candles, purrhaps?

[True. At least she's pretty stable by normal troll standards!] She has a kitty? Ohhh I want to meet it! [He'd nearly successfully distracted her for a second there.] I asked beclaws I didn't know what you meant! You said it furst!

[alwaysreturned]

Depends how dark it is. 'Sides, I have my deluminator.

[Oh yes. More normal than certain others to be named.] Yeah, back home. Bugger still tries and gives me the stink eye. [Maybe he should keep at it. Hngh. What is all these cat puns.] Still just a question, innit?

[bestestfurrend]

What's a deluminator?

It sounds like a furry purrceptive cat who knows when someone is being a meanie face. [:||!] It's still mean! So what if it makes me happy purrtending I'm a kitty?

[alwaysreturned]

It's this... thing someone gave me, can turn off the lights or turn 'em on if I wanted.

[Okay. Despite that jest, right on the nail there, Nepeta. He can't help but snort.] You've no idea. [B)] Oh, come off it. What do you expect a bloke to think when someone goes around talking like that? S'not really normal, is it?

[bestestfurrend]

That must be useful! Okay, we can use it fur our game.

[XOO] It is! It's purrfectly normal where I'm furom fur people to have a way of talking that's purrticular to them!

[alwaysreturned]

More than a bit, yeah. So tonight then, yea?

[>|] Still barmy to the rest of us, though. Dunno how many've heard of people talking like it.