The Lakers
Thank God the Lakers are going to lose tonight. Currently they are down by 27. Finally, I won't have to go through the ordeal of listening to everyone I know pretend they've followed the Lakers all year, even people who don't like them.
If I hear one more pansy say, "I can't believe the Lakers lost last night." (I know by saying "If I hear one more person..." a bunch of you will pretend you have a sense of humor and type it under here, seriously, not funny.) I am going to not only stab them several times, but I will castrate them (man or woman) to make sure they can't procreate. I swear, you little pussy Laker fans need to grow some cajones and stop whining. The Lakers do enough whining and complaining on their own. I love how the Lakers have so many great players who they pay millions and millions of dollars and they're still going to lose. Hahaha, silly Lakers, always sucking in one way or another.
Everyone who is pretending to have followed the Lakers: Please, we know you only followed them in the playoffs. You don't really care that they lost. The only people who care about the Lakers losing are people who are happy about it and die-hard fans. No more stupid cars driving around with Lakers flags, honking. No more people discussing the Lakers at school. No more people having entire profiles about how "bomb" the Lakers are. No more people with stupid away messages stating they're watching the "Lakers" game (I love how it isn't the Lakers-Pistons game or Pistons game). I can't even begin to imagine how the idiots in Los Angeles would've reacted if the Lakers had come back from a 3-1 deficit. Riots? Tumults? Fires? Death? Who knows? Who cares? They lost. THANK GOD.
If I hear one more pansy say, "I can't believe the Lakers lost last night." (I know by saying "If I hear one more person..." a bunch of you will pretend you have a sense of humor and type it under here, seriously, not funny.) I am going to not only stab them several times, but I will castrate them (man or woman) to make sure they can't procreate. I swear, you little pussy Laker fans need to grow some cajones and stop whining. The Lakers do enough whining and complaining on their own. I love how the Lakers have so many great players who they pay millions and millions of dollars and they're still going to lose. Hahaha, silly Lakers, always sucking in one way or another.
Everyone who is pretending to have followed the Lakers: Please, we know you only followed them in the playoffs. You don't really care that they lost. The only people who care about the Lakers losing are people who are happy about it and die-hard fans. No more stupid cars driving around with Lakers flags, honking. No more people discussing the Lakers at school. No more people having entire profiles about how "bomb" the Lakers are. No more people with stupid away messages stating they're watching the "Lakers" game (I love how it isn't the Lakers-Pistons game or Pistons game). I can't even begin to imagine how the idiots in Los Angeles would've reacted if the Lakers had come back from a 3-1 deficit. Riots? Tumults? Fires? Death? Who knows? Who cares? They lost. THANK GOD.