All I ever needed to know in life...
The beginning of a collection.
"lessons I learned this semester in college"
- Rollerblading with an umbrella is a futile effort
- Papers written past midnight have a mind of their own
- Ice cream make s a sufficient meal
- Putting sleep on your to-do list make you feel like you’ve accomplished something
- Introverts should receive a grade in socialization
- A trip to Springfield counts as a vacation
- A trip to Walmart counts as an adventure
- Laughing at people at the 4-way stops is means for entertainment
- When you start to talk to you computer, it might be time to take a break
- When you computer starts talking back, unplug it
- Strange things can happen in the theatre
- Insomnia can equal an epic poem
- Commas are your friend
- My GPA won’t matter ten years from now
- There is an odd sort of thrill in discovering a mistake a professor missed
- Don’t let it go to your head
- When you trip it is best to laugh at yourself before anyone else has the chance
- War wounds make great stories
- Assigned reading can be edifying
- Sometimes the harder to you try-the more difficult you make it
- Find something that makes you smile and follow it around
- You never really grow up
- Adventuring is possible
- Tomorrow is coming
- There is beauty in simplicity