baby you're a firework!
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
I couldn't help myself.
Please do try not to catch anything on fire when you're lighting off things that explode. Burnt hair has a very unpleasant smell, I'm sure other body parts smell (and hurt!) even worse. No, no I totally don't know this from experience or anything. (We had these things called Dragon Farts, they were AWESOME, it was like a fountain of sparkles, and then it popped a little bit, and then it shrilled!!!) I MEAN... <.< FIREWORKS SHOULD ALWAYS BE DONE BY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL.
My favorite thing about this holiday is easily Pronto Pups and Lemon Shake Ups. I fucking love carnival food. My least favorite thing about this holiday is fucking mosquitoes. My mosquito bites have mosquito bites at this point. I'm about to pop some Benadryl and crash. And then wake up and do the whole carnival food and fireworks thing ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW. Only hopefully with better bug spray and less humidity, bleh. We've reached the part of summer where the moment I step outside, I instantly want to turn around and go back in. OH INDIANA YOUR HUMIDITY IS SOOOO AWESOME.
I had a meme I was gonna do but I told myself I was going to bed at 4am and it's...4:16am. So, some other time.