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[alwaysaboom]

[Ivanova is in the bar again, basically bored out of her mind.]

I know there are a lot of kids and teenagers there, but there is a bar in Wonderland now. I'm starting to think that the people over 20 should have some kind of get together. Assuming, of course, that there still is anyone here that's out of high school.

I really shouldn't be feeling

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[has_signed_on]

Would you like to plan something like that? I mean, of course, step one and two include a bar and alcohol, but what else~?

dun dun duun

[alwaysaboom]

General drunken mayhem? There's a dart board, drunk people should always be encouraged to throw pointy things.

[has_signed_on]

There's a pool table up on the...tenth? floor. Maybe we could give it a gentle nudge down the stairs.

Oh! Or a card table, as drunk people should always be encouraged to gamble as well.

[alwaysaboom]

I already have a pool table, what kind of bar do you think this is?

Except there isn't anything to gamble.

[has_signed_on]

Oops~! Maybe that's just my inner child wanting to throw some heavy furniture down a grand staircase...hmm...

In any case, there are plenty of things to gamble!

[alwaysaboom]

I swear, if you follow that up with 'sexual favors' I will find a way to make you pay.

[has_signed_on]

It's a bad time to mention I'm not so much a drinking kind of guy, isn't it?

[alwaysaboom]

It's alwaysa bad time to say something like that.

[has_signed_on]

Ohh, then let's pretend it never happened and go back to gambling discussion, hm? Whatever anyone does with rights or favors they might offer up is their business.

[alwaysaboom]

Riight.

*She shrugs* That might work out fine.

[has_signed_on]

So then you'd actually do something like that -- I mean, if you're only lonely, I could keep you company?

[Both options are entirely acceptable to Izaya. His smile says so.]

[alwaysaboom]

Only if it's in my room -- with you scrubbing my bathroom tiles.

[has_signed_on]

Well I guess we could do that, but I'm not much of a wife, y'know~?

[alwaysaboom]

How about slave/errand boy?

[has_signed_on]

Whoa there, Lady Commander. How about we wait until actual gambling begins?

[alwaysaboom]

Oh sure, if you want to waste your time postponing the inevitable.