England VIII [Video and Text]

May 14, 2010 21:16

[There seems to be a lot of chanting going on in the background. It's England's voice but he sounds far away. There's nothing on camera apart from a mirror, which reflects the screen of the L33tpod back at the camera.]

Not-IC cut. This is all backwards for anyone that intends to read it. )

all folklaw is real, painfully british, magical faerie man, things made sense back in 1852, how do i meme?

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omnomfuckyeah May 15 2010, 16:57:55 UTC
...You didn't curse us all?

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always_tea_time May 17 2010, 23:31:53 UTC
[Askddk you are not allowed to see him this freaked out. Cool, calm, composure.]

No I bloody well did not. I'm glad Mary's dead and she should remain such. That arse of a soldier laid this curse upon me and I am keen to rid myself of it.

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omnomfuckyeah May 17 2010, 23:58:50 UTC
...YOU KNEW HER?! IT IS YOUR FAULT!!

Hey, that better not be my soldier you're talking about.

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always_tea_time May 18 2010, 00:03:54 UTC
She was my queen before Elizabeth! Mary Tudor, Bloody Mary, ran around slaughtering Protestants and loving Spaniards. I thought I was rid of her! It's not as though I pick my monarchs America.

Oh I should have known someone so annoying, rude and obnoxious would be yours. [Ignore his damaged pride that said soldier won their little shootout due to having higher tech weapons.]

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omnomfuckyeah May 18 2010, 00:14:11 UTC
Yeah, 'cause monarchs are dumb. I thought Mad King George was the worst! At least he doesn't haunt everyone with his blue piss and craziness.

He's mine, but he's none of that! He's one of my loyal protectors, and party of the United States Army!

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always_tea_time May 18 2010, 08:04:43 UTC
Mad King George did very little but rave and rant and try to drop his children off castles.

Usually the fact that he's one of yours would qualify him for the position of village idiot in the first place.

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