[There seems to be a lot of chanting going on in the background. It's England's voice but he sounds far away. There's nothing on camera apart from a mirror, which reflects the screen of the L33tpod back at the camera.]
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Not-IC cut. This is all backwards for anyone that intends to read it. )
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No I bloody well did not. I'm glad Mary's dead and she should remain such. That arse of a soldier laid this curse upon me and I am keen to rid myself of it.
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Hey, that better not be my soldier you're talking about.
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Oh I should have known someone so annoying, rude and obnoxious would be yours. [Ignore his damaged pride that said soldier won their little shootout due to having higher tech weapons.]
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He's mine, but he's none of that! He's one of my loyal protectors, and party of the United States Army!
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Usually the fact that he's one of yours would qualify him for the position of village idiot in the first place.
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