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omnomfuckyeah May 11 2010, 21:42:30 UTC
Jeez, the more you go on about "obedience" and all that crap, the more I'm glad I got the hell away from you.

By the way, your empire falls. Just so you know, brows.

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1/idk always_tea_time May 11 2010, 23:37:41 UTC
Well that's fine, I have no use for disobedient colonies.

It--

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2/? always_tea_time May 11 2010, 23:38:02 UTC
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3/3 always_tea_time May 11 2010, 23:38:27 UTC
No it doesn't.

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omnomfuckyeah May 12 2010, 13:03:36 UTC
Who wouldn't be disobedient around you? All they need is a push in the right direction and they're free to go!

Yep, it does! You're just short little England in need of my heroic saving back when I'm from!

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always_tea_time May 12 2010, 13:28:31 UTC
Don't you dare try to corrupt any of my colonies with your way of thinking.

Firstly, I am not short. Second, lies will choke you if you tell too many, America.

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omnomfuckyeah May 12 2010, 14:11:38 UTC
I think you mean "enlighten," and I'd gladly dare.

Yeah, you are! Four inches shorter makes you short, man.

Then it's a good thing heroes don't lie, huh?

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always_tea_time May 12 2010, 14:25:07 UTC
I know exactly what I mean, and it's not that.

Alright then, if you're so sure what you say is the truth, tell me the exact workings of my downfall.

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omnomfuckyeah May 12 2010, 14:36:24 UTC
It's the only thing it could mean! When it comes to overthrowing oppressive jerks, the way to go is freedom and liberty!

The exact workings? Dude, I don't pay that much attention to you and your colonies. You came out of both world wars pretty beaten up, made promises you didn't keep but that's nothing new, asked me for help, and you need my help big time. Not to worry, though, Russia and I came out on top, and you're sided with me. [As he'd like the rest of Europe/the world to be.]

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always_tea_time May 12 2010, 14:40:23 UTC
I am not oppressive, I am authoritative.

Clearly you think I am a fool if you believe that I would buy a story where I ask you for help. Try again when you have a better story.

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omnomfuckyeah May 12 2010, 14:50:15 UTC
With you, they're one and the same.

Think I'd give you nukes if you were still an imperialist asshole?

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always_tea_time May 12 2010, 14:52:23 UTC
If only because you cannot tell the difference.

What the bloody hell are "nukes" and why would I want them?

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omnomfuckyeah May 12 2010, 14:57:36 UTC
Who can?

They're weapons. If you have them, no one can touch you. Unless they want their asses blown up, of course. And hey, you were in a bind, wanted to know, so I gave 'em to you.

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always_tea_time May 12 2010, 15:01:23 UTC
Most people with half a brain.

Really... a powerful weapon... and how is this meant to convince me that I did indeed give up the empire? If anything I could have conquered more.

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omnomfuckyeah May 12 2010, 15:25:09 UTC
That'd be just you.

With that cold you got, there was no way you were conquering anything else. All the empires had to give themselves up, pretty much. Besides, like I said, I wouldn't give 'em to you if you were still imperialist.

But there is a catch, not that you'd believe me.

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always_tea_time May 12 2010, 15:32:16 UTC
All of the empires? Who on earth managed to get that frog and that Spaniard's claws off the rest of the world? This story gets more ridiculous and unbelievable by the minute.

I seem to be in a state of suspended disbelief at the moment anyway.

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