It's the only thing it could mean! When it comes to overthrowing oppressive jerks, the way to go is freedom and liberty!
The exact workings? Dude, I don't pay that much attention to you and your colonies. You came out of both world wars pretty beaten up, made promises you didn't keep but that's nothing new, asked me for help, and you need my help big time. Not to worry, though, Russia and I came out on top, and you're sided with me. [As he'd like the rest of Europe/the world to be.]
They're weapons. If you have them, no one can touch you. Unless they want their asses blown up, of course. And hey, you were in a bind, wanted to know, so I gave 'em to you.
With that cold you got, there was no way you were conquering anything else. All the empires had to give themselves up, pretty much. Besides, like I said, I wouldn't give 'em to you if you were still imperialist.
All of the empires? Who on earth managed to get that frog and that Spaniard's claws off the rest of the world? This story gets more ridiculous and unbelievable by the minute.
I seem to be in a state of suspended disbelief at the moment anyway.
By the way, your empire falls. Just so you know, brows.
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Yep, it does! You're just short little England in need of my heroic saving back when I'm from!
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Firstly, I am not short. Second, lies will choke you if you tell too many, America.
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Yeah, you are! Four inches shorter makes you short, man.
Then it's a good thing heroes don't lie, huh?
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Alright then, if you're so sure what you say is the truth, tell me the exact workings of my downfall.
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The exact workings? Dude, I don't pay that much attention to you and your colonies. You came out of both world wars pretty beaten up, made promises you didn't keep but that's nothing new, asked me for help, and you need my help big time. Not to worry, though, Russia and I came out on top, and you're sided with me. [As he'd like the rest of Europe/the world to be.]
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Clearly you think I am a fool if you believe that I would buy a story where I ask you for help. Try again when you have a better story.
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Think I'd give you nukes if you were still an imperialist asshole?
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What the bloody hell are "nukes" and why would I want them?
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They're weapons. If you have them, no one can touch you. Unless they want their asses blown up, of course. And hey, you were in a bind, wanted to know, so I gave 'em to you.
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Really... a powerful weapon... and how is this meant to convince me that I did indeed give up the empire? If anything I could have conquered more.
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With that cold you got, there was no way you were conquering anything else. All the empires had to give themselves up, pretty much. Besides, like I said, I wouldn't give 'em to you if you were still imperialist.
But there is a catch, not that you'd believe me.
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I seem to be in a state of suspended disbelief at the moment anyway.
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