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Jul 13, 2004 23:36




You are a romantic writer. You're ALWAYS writing
about some significant other--about lacking
one, about wanting one, about having one, about
being with one--it doesn't matter. If it
involves even a tiny ounce of love, you're
there! Much into the works of Christina
Rossetti and the works of Alfred Tennyson, you
are a bit of a classical writer as well....but,
for the sake of all things cheesy, you're more
of a hopeless romantic than a classical writer.
You write whatever comes to mind--which usually
involves a significant other. ^^; Oh well. If
literary geniuses don't do it, who will, right?

What's YOUR Writing Style?
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::20 Things Guys Should Know::

1. They run around in their underwear just like us.

2. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. They will kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a some won't even wait for the damn hat.

3. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

4. Kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh, it's because they're jealous.

5. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting, be very gentle.

6. Don't be afraid to touch them. If they're going out with you, it's because they like being in your arms.

7. If you don't sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

7.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

8. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

9. You can be dirty minded in private,...most of them are not offended by it...

9.5. But they'll never admit that they actually like it

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Don't make them pay for half of everything, they do discuss these things with their friends.

11.5. Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a pretty ring.

13. Make sure she gets home safely. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the **** out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. You're dead if you can't get along with their pets.

17. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them.

18. Don't stress where you go for every date. They only want to be with you.

19. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget and you're screwed.

20. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a second.
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