bahaha
The backround on this story: so at lunch a few days ago, i was trying to explain to mel that freshman year i thought i made a tiny mistake by thinking that a clit was the thing that hangs in the back of your mouth, so i went around telling everyone that my clit was swollen and that i had to go to the doctor to get the white spots around it checked out, whereas really my throat was swollen and i had strep. yes i know, i rule.
sooooooo mel in response to this goes, "hmm clitoris.. that sounds like a dinosaur"
now today for my away message, it said "that sounds like a dinosaur...or a female body part". Allie, being totally cool as usual, wrote a story to go along with this, and it goes a little something like this.
bella babe655: The Clitoris was once the greatest herbivores of all time. Before its extinction millions of years ago, it provided great amusmant for the savage Penisaurus. On a daily basis the Penisaurus would hunt down the Clitorus. Once it had found an exceptable one... it would stand erect and ram its head into the Clitoris. Sometimes the Penisaurus would even eat out the hole left from its head. Unfortunately, these great animals became extinct many many years ago. Some scientists think that perhaps the cause of their demise were diseases classified as STD's that ran rampant throught the species.
The Clitoris! RAWR!