Squat 1!

[always_fair]

Aw man, I got Dumbledore again! It's my eleventh one this year! They really need to put more of a variety in these things.

Oi! Gryffindors! If you see a big fat textbook in the common room with my name in it, can you please return it to me?? I kinda need it...can anyone say huge test tomorrow?How are those babies coming along, guys? They seem like

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[xth_skeith]

...I can't imagine Sengoku pregnant.

...In that case, yes, I think it -is- better that childbirth was not involved...

((Funny, Haseo, you're the one being a psychopathic, over-protective, obsessive mama bear. And you always bottom. HMM.))

[always_fair]

See? Always gotta look at the bright side of things~!

[xth_skeith]

...The babies aren't as bad as people say.

[always_fair]

They aren't?? Then what are they like? They smell bad, though, right? Since they poop and stuff?

[xth_skeith]

It's... kinda nice to have someone depending on you, and to have someone there with you... even if they are only babies.

[always_fair]

Huh, never thought of that. You must be a really motherly guy, then! Y'know, a softie or something!

[[ooc: XD; he means that in the best way possible~]]

[xth_skeith]

.............Ffffffffuuuuu...

.........

Shut up.

[always_fair]

Huh? Are you shy about it? You shouldn't be shy about being a nice guy, y'know~

[xth_skeith]

Don't call me girly. I'll bust your lip.

[always_fair]

I didn't call you girly, I called you motherly~ there's a difference~ it means you're mature and in touch with your feminine side!

[xth_skeith]

..........

Ever seen a mother bear fuck up a mountain lion that was within a mile of her cubs?

Fine, fine, whatever.

[always_fair]

I'd rather not, I like animals being unhurt~

:)