Squat 17!

[always_fair]

Alright, kiddos, I'm Zack Fair and I'm one of the two TAs for Flying!

Flying is not only awesome, it's also mandatory for 1st years and optional for 2nd-4th years!

But don't be scared, alright? Fakir and I were both on the Quidditch team when we were students, so you can trust us! And I like kids, so there's a little bonus from me.The sign up is

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[head_torturer]

We haven't got to ride sidesaddle, yeah?

[always_fair]

I don't think so, it's kind of hazardous. Do you not want to?

[head_torturer]

That's how the witches always do it in the books. But that stuff's for girls.

[always_fair]

Oh, you're right! Man, I totally forgot about that!

So you're a kind of tomboy, huh? Well that's cool! You gonna try out for the Quidditch team sometime?

[head_torturer]

What's quidditch?

[always_fair]

You'll learn, don't worry! It's a really fun game played on broomsticks, basically, we'll teach you about it during the year.

[head_torturer]

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